Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Is anyone surprised by this?

Iranian President invited to Cuba by Castro

Hey, maybe Iran, Cuba, North Korea, Syria and Venezuela will form some kind of unholy alliance. I can see it now at far left travel agencies everywhere.

Yes folks for a limited time you too can be a part of this fantastic vacation package. First you will be wisked away to the arid Iranian desert where you will visit the Ministry of Propaganda... uh, I mean information. After a chance to renounce allegence to your country of origin, commit treason and enjoy a hearty round of golf you will be flown via Helicopter to Fabulous Bacca valley Syria to visit the non-existent WMD of OIF fame (wink wink). Next you are off to that Pearl of East Asia North Korea. Witness first hand the abject poverty caused by pyongyang's ditatorial regime.. uh, ah, I mean America's stifling economic policies. Next you are off to sunny Cuba where the cigars are long and the prison stays for political and religous dissidents are even longer. Here you will meet Castro himself and dine on a lunch of Tobacco, Bannanas and Cocaine. Next, since you won't be getting much sleep, your tour guide Cindy will take you via bus to the tropical paradise of Venezuela where the only thing larger than government oil profits are the heads of the many celeberties who come to stay and spew vitriolic, left wing rederic about the united states. See for yourself how Hugo Chavez has exploited.., **@, I mean transforned the lives of entire people groups while all the time managing to stay popularly elected by making empty promises and death threats! Experience this and much, much more for the low low price of your soul... uh, dam, ah, I mean a small donation of $500.00 to the Sheehan06 campaign fund.

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