Monday, November 06, 2006
Dems Prepare For Congressional Losses By...
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
Bauer is Back!
Hat Tip to STACLU for the ,well...Tip. Enjoy!
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
John Kerry: Bad Comedian...

Worse Politician. I won't rehash most of the things on every GOP favoring blog in the known universe about John Kerry's remarks. I will however take the time as anyone who enjoys seeing an idiot like Kerry get his should, to say "DOH!" What were you thinking John? 7 days before an election? This gives new meaning to the phrase "screwed the pooch". I mean I can see messing up a word or two here or there but good golly miss molly, he didn't even come close!
What Kerry said: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
What Kerry was supposed to say:"Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."
I mean good gravy people, that kind of monologue screw up would make even Dave Letterman cringe. That is assuming it was a screw up and not a Freudian slip of some kind revealing what the senator really believes he was making a joke in the first place.
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Kerry Non-Apology direct to troops just as bad as original "joke"
Boy he just keeps shovelin' and the whole just keeps getin' deeper.
"I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform and I personally apologize to any service member, family member or American who was offended."
His words were not mis-interpreted in the least. He may have said the wrong words but the ones we all heard him say require very little interpretation.
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STACLU has a great post Here
So Does Malkin
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Happy Reformation Day...and Halloween too I guess
Yes folks how many of you (non-lutherans) new today was reformation day?? Not many right? Well, for all of you who are Protestant Christians today should hold a special place. Today is the day we celebrate liberation from the Catholic Church. Martin Luther on October 31 nailed his 95 thesis to the wall of the church and the rest is history. For those of you who are interested read the link below.
Reformation Day
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Has Babs Stayed Too Long At The Fair?

Note to babs, if you are being pelted with slushies the answer is apparently, Yes! She was thwacked with a beverage at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, Florida on Monday while in the middle of her stupid little Anti-Bush tirade.
Babysitter for the evening $20.00
Gas to get to the bankatlantic center in sunrise$10.00
1 scalped Streisand ticket$500.00
One Large Coke at the concert$6.00
Pelting Babs in the face with your Coke while she spouts her stupid liberal crap...Priceless
Concertgoer pelts Babs with beverage
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Monday, October 30, 2006
Life Without Barriers
Life without barriers; Soft, peaceful, free
The force that pushes back on our nature
To unhand life and its certainties
To try and conform them to our own ideas
Of How, When, What, Should, If, Where, etc…
Arrogance says we know better
Pride acts on the notion that we
Must put up barriers but not adhere
To boundaries to stay intact
Attempting to bend the unbending
Will of God we throw our bodies
And our intellect against it
Then blame Him when bad things
Happen to us and others.
Nothing novel about it really...
Would you stick your hand in a flame
Then blame God for making fire so hot?
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2 Timothy 3:1-4
This story sickens me, but it also perks my ears up. It is not so much the act itself that has me saying again that it seems as if we are in the "last days", but the societal indifference and hyper-tolerance paid to our young people in an effort to "understand them" and not "stifle their creativity". It is the liberal "I'm OK, your OK", "What is Truth anyway", attitude that allows this kind of headlong slide to oblivion. The unwillingness to give a kid a good (loving) thwack in the head when they are being disrespectful, or spank them when they have done something wrong. Read for yourselves, understand the correlation and vote accordingly next week.
Teen arrested for raping his mother
2 Timothy 3
Godlessness in the Last Days
1But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God—
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Friday, October 20, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Axis Of Evir

War Is inevitable
Well, we can all count on good ole' Diane Sawyer and the MSM sideshow to deliver consistent crap, that is for sure. Diane must have noticed North Korea got left out of Bashing our president and our country at the UN a few weeks ago and felt like they oughta' have their shot too before election day! I did not see the full interview, but it is equal in my mind or worse even to allowing Machmood and Hugo to diss our country and our president on the floor of the UN. Why? You might ask... Well, this interview may not have been the vitriol fest the UN was, but it was just as chock full-o-lies and false statements. I would love to here Sawyer's reason for doing this interview in the first place. It had everything a good MSM interview needs to be successful
1. Liberal news anchor - CHECK
2. Softball Questions - CHECK
3. Tyranical/Insane General and/or Third World Politician - TRIPLE CHECK
4. Niave National Audience - CHECK
To me just the idea that any self respecting journalist would entertain an A$$H*le like General Ri is unconscionable. That one would in addition, attempt either directly or indirectly to have him appear more "Human" is beyond forgiveness at a time like this in our nation. Now I am not saying I approve of the way we de-humanized German's and Japanese during world war II, or even the vietnamese during the late 60's. But interviews like this are dangerous because they do they opposite. That in and of itself would not be bad, but for the actual truth of the matter, which is that men like this, are inhuman beasts of war and strife not to mention self serving liars who wish nothing short of the destruction of our world as we now enjoy it. We have an election coming up, one side supports cowtowing to fascists like Machmood, Hugo and Il and the other doesn't. I don't know what your position is, but this nation just cannot afford to utter these words, "Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives", come December. There is just too much at stake!
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Where Have I Been This Week?

Well, I have been embroiled in this most interesting theological discussion with my loveley and most incredible girlfriend about Infant Baptism. What it is ,what it does, who believes it does what, etc... I have found these two argumetns thus far in favor of and against infant baptism. I would very much appreciate any comments those of you who have an opinion may have on the subject adfter reading the below links.
We Should Baptise Infants
We Shouldn't Baptise Infants
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Friday, October 13, 2006
If The View, Wasn't...
The View. This is classic from Malkin
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
A Company Of Champions
Piece Mom, Cindy Sheehan announced today that she is a finalist for the nobel peace prize. Jihad Cindy is in the right company for that award. See the list of prior "winners" below.
Henry Kissenger - 1973
Yasser Arafat - 1994
Kofi Annan - 2001
Jimmy Carter - 2002
Just to name a few. Mind you a Nobel Peace Prize used to really mean something and I do not lump any of the winners pre 1973 in with these gems or with Cindy. But in our black means white, up is down, right is wrong, bad is good, relativistic society it is hardly a wonder that a woman of sheehan's obvious bent would be nominated for such an award. Yes, its official, the Nobel Peace prize has become as irrelevant as the United Nations. Salute!
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Blocking Conservative Blogs
This is very interesting. I wonder if its a vast Left Wing Conspiracy??
Hmmmm?
Dept. of interior blocking conservative blogs
Hat Tip Locomotive Breath
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Update: More posts about this...
Boker Tov
LGF
Here’s the DOI’s policy on internet blocking
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Weird Website Wednesday (on Thursday)

Here is a cool one for you musicians out there who are having trouble naming your band. Just follow the link and BANG your band has a name. Keep refreshing the page for hours of weird band name fun!
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They Expressed Regret??

The obvious would be to point out that this is smutty, and altogether just wrong, but what disturbed me more than anything was the last line of this article which reads,
"A Disney spokesman said the company was aware of the video and expressed 'regret' if it caused any offence. "
That almost makes it sound like it was purspoeful and they regret the offence all of us square's took. They didn't say they were appalled or regretted that the video even existed or that someone defiled the innocent traditions of Disney. No, they "Regret any offence". Interesting to say the least.
Disney Porn
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Cleanup on Aisle 5
Dennis Hasstert and other GOP leaders all breathed a collective sigh of relief at the true explanation of the Plane Crash in NYC this afternoon. The capitol building had to be evacuated prior to that however and off duty janitorial staff called in to cleanup the mess from the GOP's collective trouser sh*tting after preliminary reports from Fox News indicated it may have been a terrorist attack.
Plane Crash in NYC today
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This is Awesome
I am sorry they did not use this
Why won't the GOP use it? Could it beeee maybeeee, SATAN! (sorry, got carried away there for a moment)
Actually, the GOP are punch drunk at the moment and don't want to make themselves look any worse. You have to hand it to the dems, the are back and they are pissed off. This fall should be a lesson to conservatives everywhere in the years approaching the 2008 presidential election. The Dems maybe wrong on nearly every issue but they are certainly willing to fight for the right to screw up the country.
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Saturday, October 07, 2006
Stop! Or I'll say stop again!

UPDATE: 10/11/2006
So the weapons test has come and gone and while I do have to concede that the UN Security council roundly condemmed North Korea's Regime for testing a Nuclear weapon, my larger point still applies. Because once again there have been little if no real consequences for another terrorist regime defying the world body and showing once again the futility of the UN's willingness to make good on any kind of retaliation for lawbreaking dictators like Kim and pals.
I am sure you can imagine the mullahs in Iran sitting back, puffin' on a hooka, stroking their beards contemplatively as they watch the coverage of our world leaders scrambling around like ants in an earthquake trying to figure out what to do, and better still who will actually do it. Make no mistake, they are watching and for good reason. Their's is coming next! If we do not react properly to this aggressive move by NK, Iran will do the same and give a collective chuckle at any type of threatened consequence along the way. I hope that somewhere there is a plan to deal with this contingency, cuz I do not want to be living 3 miles from LAX airport if we end up with a Nuclear armed Iran
Schlussel has a good piece on this
Coulter is right on as usual: Clinton's Latest Glow Job
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The ridiculousness of the United Nations has officially surpassed reason this week. With North Korea threatening to test a WMD, fresh salt is poured in the wounds of a few weeks ago when the UN allowed two openly hostile world leaders to disgrace our country and our president in the heart of New York City. No, not Dirt, Ca., New York City, where terrorists slammed planes into our tallest buildings and then celebrated about it for days afterward. Once again we hear not moral outrage, not strong condemnation, not threats of sanctions or punitive measures.... Just a weak and inneffective voice once again yelling "stop", stop please even, if you take in the context of the UN Statement. You might say, "But Tim the UN expressed "deep concern" over North Korea's desire to test their weapons." Folks, deep concern is something you have when your sixteen year old comes home stoned, or when your daughter starts dating a guy nick-named "Jake the Hip-Snake" with a lip ring. I am no fan of Robin Williams these days, but back in the eighties he made a joke about the unarmed English Bobbie of old...
"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
Sounds a lot like the modern day United Nations to me. Only problem with that reference applied to today is that "You" (the UN) don't have a gun, but "They" (the bad guys) do, and they are not afraid of what we'll do if they use it. But really why would they be, we (the world community) doesn't even believe it will do anything. I wonder what it would take for the UN to actually get good and pissed off? To quote Matt Broderick in another arcane eighties reference, "Let's play, Global Thermonuclear War." Problem is, by then the sh*t is already out of the horse.
I'll leave you with this quote from an article I read written in 2002 by Alan Caruba:
The UN Charter says it exists to "save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, to practice tolerance and live together in peace as good neighbors, to unite our strength to maintain international peace and security." This malignancy that passes for an international organization devoted to fostering peace and a bunch of other noble ideals has proven to be utterly useless and totally irrelevant, except as a threat to democracy and freedom everywhere.
The problem is you can't practice tolerence and live in peace and maintain international peace and security at the same time. I mean it sounds nice on paper, but it is just not a statement based in reality. The bad guys have to have their arses kicked into oblivion sometimes to maintain peace. Nothing tolerant or peaceful about that, but it sure is effective!
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Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been...
a Gay Republican in an election year?
Ann Coulter's Take on the Foley Flap...
At least liberals are finally exhibiting a moral compass about something. I am sure that they'd be equally outraged if Rep. Mark Foley were a Democrat.
The object lesson of Foley's inappropriate e-mails to male pages is that when...
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Friday, October 06, 2006
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been...
A Member of the American Civil Liberties Union?
Iowa Dem being called a Commie by his GOP opponent. Candidate says CP never endorsed him for office but I'll bet plenty of people who endorse the CP do endorse him!
Full story below
TV spot links Braley to Communist Party
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Weird Website Wednesday (on Friday)

Some very sick, very bored individual is "Cutting through My leg with a Plastic Knife"
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Monday, October 02, 2006
Foley Flap Timed?
Well first let's get right out there and say that those IM's are disgusting and he is a disgusting human being that needs to be punished severly.
Having said that a couple of things occur to me. We have been hearing Democratic leaders say America needs to know what the GOP leadership knew and when they knew it. Well, based on the timing of the release of this story first on that blog and then to the media one has to wonder just what the Democratic Leadership knew and when they new it. It would be equally as dispicable for them to have held on to that info long enough for it to make a difference in the election as it would have for the GOP leaders to have done so to have it not effect anything. This is total conjecture mind you but the timing is rather perfect don't you think?
Another thing that bothers me not becasue of its absense, but because of its irony. The silence of the left leaning "tolerance" groups who would support a grown man's right to E-Fondle a 16 year old boy in any but an election year and in any other situation but one that hurt the GOP's chances of retaining control of the government's two houses. Again, total conjecture, but curious nonetheless.
There are currently some very fine people in the blogosphere investigating the "reality" of this situation and coming up with some things that might begin to support one or both of my theories.
Malkin's Crew is Fervent As Always
Were The E-mails Altered?
Real Scandal, Fake Blog
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Update: I am not the only one to say this. See Mark Finkelstein's Entry from Newsbusters.org
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Friday, September 29, 2006
Survivor Ratings and CIA Torture
Well, just two shorts weeks after all the controversy surrounding the "segregated" Survivor season all the fun is over. They are now mixed tribes again. Which proves my point...Germans love David Hasselhoff! Wait , no ...I mean, TV is all about the $$$. CBS cashed in on all that publicity and still ended up not really doing anything that controversial. Give the producer a raise! "Survivor: Cook Islands," CBS, 17.43 million viewers."
On another Survivor related note, I was reading this article that sort of light heartedly describes one of the challenges as well "better designed to get prisoners of war to talk", and it made me think. We (well some of us anyway), are such ninnies. The challaenge was "Each person strapped on a 15 pound weight, and trudged through knee-deep water around a course, with one tribe trying to catch the other. For any person who dropped out, a teammate had to carry their weight." and it occured to me. That is worse than any torture we put terror detainies through and there are a lot of other things in life that are as well. I have compiled a short list for your entertainment pleasure:
1. Driving in L.A. Rush Hour Traffic
2. Waking up every 2 hours during the night for a month straight to a crying baby (then having to breast feed it)
3. An IRS Audit
4. Standing in line for anything at the DMV
5. Listening to a Ted Kennedy Speech on the Senate Floor (OK maybe if your a Republican)
6. Property Taxes
...and I am sure I could think or more if I had the time. But the point is we really need to wake up as a country if we are electing people to office that want to give Terrorists the sames rights that we have to fair treatment and a jury trial. The argument that our soldiers will be mistreated if we use harsh tecniques just does not fly when you consider that they are already being treated poorly right now, without any change or increase/decrease in the amount of prisoner coersion. I think the last soldier of ours that got caught was shot through the head, had his throat slashed and then had his genitals cut off. Water boarding doesn't sound like such a bad idea to me after hearing that...You??
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Peaceful islam at it again
From Michelle Malkin. I have been really busy the last two days, sorry!
Read the articles that got their writers sentenced to death.
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Weird Website Wednesday
Todays offering is for all of you Cat Lovers out there. Yes we've all seen the cute cuddly Kitty pictures that come in chain e-mails and been subject to a full memory card of feline photos from an aunt or girlfriend. But these are different... Click back and enjoy, Bum, BuM, BBBUUUMMM!!
My Cat Hates You!
BAD KITTY!
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006
BeAFreakinUtiful!
Asked about recently leaked internal U.S. intelligence estimates that claimed the Iraq war was fueling terrorist recruiting, Rice said: "Now that we're fighting back, of course they are fighting back, too." "I find it just extraordinary that the argument is, all right, so they're using the fact they're being challenged in the Middle East and challenged in Iraq to recruit, therefore you've made the war on terrorism worse. "It's as if we were in a good place on Sept. 11. Clearly, we weren't," she added. "These are people who want to fight against us, and they're going to find a reason. And yes, they will recruit, but it doesn't mean you stop pursuing strategies that are ultimately going to stop them," Rice said. Finally, someone in the Bush White House got a pair and said what really needed to be said all along. Even before this they have been accused numerous times of causing terrorism by our efforts in the Mid-East. As if they (terrorists) would all just stop hating us if we left them alone. GO Condi! Here is the full article from the NY Post:
I love Condi! She just kicked the sh*t out of any attempt at making that classified report released yesterday an election issue with this statement:
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23 Ways to be a good Democrat in 2006
I know many of you will take this as a Right Wing jab, but I don't post this to instigate, I post this to allow you an opportunity(if you have not already)to investigate these things and see whether or not they are true. If you are an honest person and truly seeking to stand for the convictions you believe the Democratic party is all about, then this should be very educational. In the end though it is more tounge in cheek than anything, and I am sure that Democrats could make a list just as long of things like this that they believe to be true of Republicans. So, can you handle the "reflection"?
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity, and be willing to ignore all evidence to the contrary.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than US nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. Or ANY Nuclear technology in the hands of a rouge nation like Iran or North Korea.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that traditional gender roles are artificial but alternative gender roles and being homosexual are natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding and has very little to do with Homosexuality and rampant IV drug use.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex and sexuality.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person (Most of the time).
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liars, drug addicts and sex offenders belong in counseling and are elligeble to hold government office.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades and art expos displaying drag, transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally protected, but manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
2o. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
21. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers Christmas Day off, but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas" unless your put an X where the Christ used to be.
22. You have to believe that the basic human rights of one terrorist murderer are as or more important than stopping the next 9/11 from happening.
23. You have to believe that freedom of the press trumps our National Security
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Friday, September 22, 2006
Are videotaped beheadings covered by Geneva?
Ann Coulter is to Liberal Idiocy as a 45 caliber slug is to Paper Mache
"As McCain might put it, I hold no brief for al-Qaida, but what would better protect Americans they take prisoner than if America went whole hog and became an Islamic republic? On the plus side, we can finally put Rosie O'Donnell in a burka. "
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
Too Little Too Late
...for the left to be outraged at the words of Ahmandinejad or Chavez. Our thanks to the distinguished Senator from New York Charlie Rangel and House Dem Leader Nancy Pelosi for speaking out and being the only ones to do so publically, but sorry Charlie! You can't just scoop the sh*t back into the horse! Hugo and Maqmood are getting their vitriol straight from the Moveon.org DNC playbook. Democrats have been saying much worse things about Bush for the last 5 years loud enough for the entire planet to hear them. The message is loud and clear from the democratic party, "We do not respect nor do we regard our own chief of state". So let me ask Nancy and Charlie a question... If you don't respect him, why should anyone else? For months/years the loudest (left leaning) media voices in our country have been lambasting everything from the way George Bush got elected, to his foreign and domestic policy, to his vacation time, to his faith and the list goes on. What do we expect the rest of the world to think? We are the standard for the civilized world and how we present ourselves will determine the way the rest of the world percieves us, including our President. You can't just say,
"If there is any criticism of President Bush, it should be restricted to Americans, whether they voted for him or not."
as Charlie Rangel did, and have that be good enough. Though I agree with Pelosi and Rangel that he should be unequivocallyand Nationaly shat upon for standing up at the UN General Assembly and saying such things, this should be a wake up call for the liberal wing of the DNC. News Flash!! They think its ok to say those things because you have made it acceptable to do so. You have made it acceptable to infer that our president is a moron and a lying, power hungry criminal. They don't just pull this stuff out of the air, they hear it straight from your mouths!!
Bush Is Stupid
Bush Is A War Crimnal
Bush Stole The Election
Bush Is A Racist
"Constructive" Democratic Criticism
DNC Chairman Insults "Chief Of State"
Bush Is A Liar
Bush Is Evil
Bush Is A Nazi
So thanks Nancy, Charlie...but no thanks unless you are willing to apply that standard to your own party and wake up to the fact that you are more the cause than the solution!
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Gozer The Venezuelean?
Hat Tip LLama Butchers for pointing this out. Hugo Chavez is in fact a body double for the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man of Ghostbusters fame. See below photo comparison:
The resemblence is uncanny!!

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Weird Website Wednesday

Ok, today offering is Strawberry Pop-Tart blow torches. Yes, what everyone one of you have wondered, you can now find out about that tasty morning snack! Click on the Link to view the site...
Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow Torch
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Ahmadinejad: Man of "Peace"
Great Post on Malkin's Site about the UN Speech...:
Reform, justice, peace, virtue, dignity, brotherhood,the Prophet Moses, the Prophet Jesus, the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH).
A softer, gentler Ahmadinejad. One can only imagine how the Tehran focus groups responded to early drafts.
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Things That Make Tim Go Hmmmm?

Fox News Channel is my favorite news station for a variety of reasons and I watch frequently. Thusly I have noticed a disturbing trend of discrimination toward female news corresspondents with, simple, "normal" last names. Or at the very least an affinity for women anchors with peculiar and/or long, last names. I have no opinion on the matter other than to say it is curious and worthy of further scrutiny. I wonder if at its inception the two top executives at Fox had a bet or something. See the proof of my claim below:
Alisyn Camerota - Fox News anchor and host of Fox and Friends
Lis Weihl - Fox News anchor
Kimberly Guilfoile - Fox News anchor
Molly Henneberg - Fox News anchor
Carol Iovanna - Fox News anchor
Laurie Dhue - Fox News anchor
Martha MacCallum - Fox News anchor
Uma Pemmaraju - Fox News anchor
Anita Vogel - Fox News anchor
Donna Fiducia - Fox News anchor
Kiran Chetry - Fox News anchor
Rudi Bakhtiar - Fox News anchor
Harris Faulkner - Fox News anchor
Brenda Buttner - Fox News anchor (Not particularly complicated but I threw it in for fun anyway)
...and Last but certainly not least Greta Van Susteren - Host of On The Record
You may think I have too much time on my hands or watch way too much news, but I have waited a long time to bring this information to light.
Anchor names... Right Wing Conspiracy or Simple Coincidence? We report, you decide!!
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Secret CIA Torture Techniques Leaked
Via STACLU we learn of the horrible torture techniques the CIA have been using to get information from Islamic Nazi killer suspects.
Details emerged yesterday about the seven interrogation techniques the CIA is seeking to be allowed to apply to terror suspects. Newsweek magazine reported that a New York lawyer, Scott Horton,
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Monday, September 18, 2006
Islam Rageometer and other picture postcards
Hat Tip to Wuzzadem and Malkin for this awesome link
I am going to use it because it makes my point and the point of every other sane person on earth who understands...
It is time for this nonsense to stop. When will decent people stand up once and for all and tell these ridiculous people ENOUGH!!!
The idea seems to be escaping all but a very few that you can't call yourself a peaceful religon and then when someone else challenges that statement, threaten to behead them. My brain hurts just considering the moronic iggnorance it would take to believe such a thing. Look, lets forget about why they do it because that really does not matter right now. The problem is what they do. Greater Islam cannot continue to react like a mass of spoiled, petulant children everytime somebody huuts deaw wittle feewings and then turn around and demand the respect of the world. The very idea that there is any justification or lack of exposure of these kind of acts for what they are is sureal. We are talking about educated, well rounded individuals who just let this mess continue unchecked. To my knowledge not even one country (including the US) has formaly stood up and said unequivocaly, "We wil not tolerate your stupid religous tantrums any longer". "Stop now or you won't be able to sit down for a week".
Message to Muslims: My 2 year old called, she wants her self control back...
Earlier post with the same point
Miss England Has The Answer
Also from Wuzzadem - This is freakin' hillarious: Gitmo Terro-Gator
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Update: 3:52pm - Maybe This will wake the catholics up a bit?
Al Queda in Iraq gets its popey groove on
Religon Of Pieces burns Pope in Efigy
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Friday, September 15, 2006
Two Important Bills before Congress
Hat Tip to STACLU for all the hard work in combatting those who would take away our religous freedom.
Good News: PERA goes to the House floor!
As you may or may not have heard, the Public Expression of Religion Act (PERA), which would curb the likes of the ACLU from obtaining taxpayer money in the event of adverse rulings regarding the removal of religious symbols and plaques of the Commandments, passed by voice vote out of the House Judiciary Committee and now moves to the floor for a full House vote.
Needless to say, the ACLU and Americans (Dis) United (AU) are not happy about this. You can read their press releases by clicking here and here.
TAKE ACTION
Since Congress is set to adjourn for the year at the end of this month, we urgently need you to contact House Speaker Dennis Hastert to schedule a vote on this bill. His phone number in Washington is (202) 225-2976 and his fax is (202) 225-0697. His number in Illinois is (630) 406-1114 and his fax is (630) 406-1808. Please be respectful when you call or fax and urge him to allow House Bill 2679 for a vote.
More info on Speaker Hastert can be obtained by clicking here.
The companion bill, Senate Bill 3696, in the U.S. Senate is sponsored by Kansas Senator Sam Brownback and is in the Senate Judiciary Committee. Unlike the House Judiciary Committee in which passage sailed thru without dissent, the Senate Judiciary Committee is where we must raise our voices since Chairman Sen. Arlen Specter, according to Rees Lloyd of the American Legion, is said to oppose the legislation.
Please contact Sen. Specter to allow a vote in committee and to support SB 3696. His Washington phone is (202) 224-4254 and his fax is (202) 228-1229. His Philadelphia office phone is (215) 597-7200 and the fax is (215) 597-0406.
More info on Sen. Specter can be obtained by clicking here.
Of course, we need you to call or fax your Congressmen and women to urge them to vote YES on HB 2679 and your two U.S. senators to vote YES on SB 3696. If possible, please ask the aide you reach how their lawmaker would vote and to have that lawmaker release a statement as to their position.
If you do not know who your elected officials are, click here.
If you wish, our friends at the American Legion has set up their own Action Alert page which contains information and talking points which you are free to use when you call your Congressional and senatorial leaders. There is also a section to report the results of your calls. If you do use these features, let us know how they worked out for you.
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
Hezbollah Uses Jedi Mind Trick
Amnesty accused Hezbollah of possible war crimes during the 34 day war between it and Israel.The terror group's representatives responded saying,
"We do not deny that we have bombarded Israeli cities, settlements and infrastructure. But this was always a reaction," he told Al-Jazeera television. "It was a natural reaction. When a state is invaded, it must defend itself."
It was not clear Thursday what Fadlallah meant by the word "state" since by its own admission Hezbollah represents no state or specific entity to begin with. It was also not clear if the terrorist leader was including this obvious crime against humanity, or this one when he eluded to "reacting" to invasion.
Hassan Fadlallah said he learned the Jedi Mind Trick from watching Star Wars and wonders how long it will keep working on the rest of the world before someone catches on...
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Too Bad So Sad!

Well it look like its finally the end for Stuart Smalley Radio or "Air America" for those born after 1983. Stop The ACLU and Malkin have a good round up including from Malkin every step on their way to this inevitable demise.
Air America to File for Bankruptcy
Air America: The endHe wasn't good enough or smart enough, and gosh darn it people just really didn't like him!
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Weird Website Wednesday

This one I don't quite know how to describe. It is a tribute to Bruce Lee of sorts but extremely strange and kinda cool actually. Its' called "I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives". If you are now or ever have been a fan of the undisputed king of martial arts then check this site out.
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Just Oozing Class
I am always amazed at the class of those entertainers with BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome).
I mean they are supposedly so far above all of us rednecks intelectually and morally right? It seems as though the rule is that the above is true until something disagreeable happens to them or if they just plain don't like you. As you can see below, class goes out the window:
Sean Penn calls Bush Dumb Beelzebub
Dixie Chick Maines Calls Bush a DumbF**k
Guys I want my kids to grow up to be just like you! NOT
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Spoiled 9/11 Leftover: Public School Teaches 9/11 Through Saudi Eyes
Another butt kicking Conservative Blond... Check out Debbie's post on the "tolerance" in our public schools.
In case there was any doubt why our public schools are turning out dummies--junior leftists, who are dummies--here's one of the reasons.
Yesterday, while the rest of us were remember that Islamic terrorists--15 of 19 of were came from
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Monday, September 11, 2006
All You Need to Know About the Pentagon Attack
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| • Anon, from the Navy Annex. | ||
| • Donald "Tim" Timmerman, a 36 year old resident | ||
| • Christopher Munsey, Navy Times reporter , was en route to work. ". . I couldn’t believe what I was now seeing to my right: A silver, twin-engine American Airlines jetliner gliding almost noiselessly over the Navy Annex, fast, low and straight toward the Pentagon, just hundreds of yards away. The plane, with red and blue markings, hurtled by and within moments exploded in a ground-shaking “whoomp,” http://www.navytimes.com/story.php?f=1-292925-467181.php | ||
| • John O’Keefe, 25-year-old Northern Virginia commuter, managing editor of Influence, an American Lawyer Media publication about lobbying was "not much more than a football field away" on “. saw or heard it first -- this silver plane; I immediately recognized it as an American Airlines jet,” “It came swooping in over the highway, over my left shoulder, straight across where my car was heading. http://www.nylawyer.com/news/01/09/091201l.html | ||
• Joel Sucherman, USAToday.com MultimediaEditor, saw it all: an American Airlines jetliner fly left to right across his field of vision as he commuted to work Tuesday morning. It was highly unusual. The large plane was 20 feet off the ground and a mere 50 to 75 yards from his windshield. Two seconds later and before he could see if the landing gear was down or any of the horror- struck faces inside, the plane slammed into the west wall of the Pentagon 100 yards away. "My first thought was he's not going to make it across the river to National Airport. But whoever was flying the plane made no attempt to change direction. It was coming in at a high rate of speed, but not at a steep angle--almost like a heat-seeking missile was locked onto its target and staying dead on course." http://www.eweek.com/article/0,3658,s%253D704%2526a%253D15161,00.asp "it came screaming across the highway, route 110" Was it a commercial jet? Do you know how many engines? "I did not see the engines, I saw the body and the tail; it was a silver jet with the markings along the windows that spoke to me as an American Airlines jet, it was not a commercial, excuse me, a business jet, it was not a lear jet, it was a bigger plane than that.". | ||
| • Omar Campo, a Salvadorean, was cutting the grass on the other side of the road when the plane flew over his head. "It was a passenger plane. I think an American Airways plane, " Mr Campo said. "I was cutting the grass and it came in screaming over my head. | ||
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| Mark Bright, was the first security officer to arrive at the scene , having actually seen the plane hit the building while manning the guard booth at the Mall Entrance. "I saw the plane at the Navy Annex area," "I knew it was going to strike the building because it was very, very low -- at the height of the street lights. It knocked a couple down." He said he heard the plane "power-up" just before it struck the Pentagon. http://www.dcmilitary.com/marines/hendersonhall/6_39/local_news/10797-1.html | ||
| Alan Wallace, a 55 year old Fort Myer firefighter was | ||
| At a media briefing, Pentagon spokeswoman Torie Clark told the story of Capt. Lincoln Liebner, who was outside the Pentagon when the blast took place. He rushed into the building to help. His hands were burned, and after he was taken away to a hospital for treatment, he returned later in the day to do more. | ||
| • Captain Lincoln Liebner, was parking his car at the | ||
| • Alfred S. Regnery, president and publisher of Regnery Publishing, Inc., a sister company of Human Events saw ". . a jetliner, apparently at full throttle and not more than a couple of hundred yards above the ground, screamed overhead." http://www.humanevents.org/articles/09-17-01/regnery.html | ||
"I was sitting in the northbound on 27 and the traffic was, you know, typical rush-hour -- it had ground to a standstill. I looked out my window and I saw this plane, this jet, an American Airlines jet, coming. And I thought, 'This doesn't add up, it's really low.' And I saw it. I mean it was like a cruise missile with wings. It went right there and slammed right into the Pentagon." http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/11/attack.in.their.words | ||
| Sergeant Maurice L. Bease had worked around Marine aviation long enough to know what a fly-by was, and it sounded like one as he stood outside his office near the Pentagon on Sept. 11. Turning around expecting to see a fighter jet fly over, he saw only a split-second glimpse of a white commercial airliner streaking low toward the building, and him! He did not even have time to duck before it plowed into the side of the Pentagon around the corner and about 200 yards from where he stood. Report by Maj Fred H. Allison, USMCR (Ret): http://www.mca-marines.org/Leatherneck/nov01pentagonarch.htm | ||
| • Afework Hagos, 26, of Arlington, is a computer programmer, a consultant for Nextel. On his way to work he was stuck in a traffic jam on Columbia Pike, near the Pentagon when the plane flew over. "There was a huge screaming noise and I got out of the car as the plane came over. Everybody was running away in different directions. It was tilting its wings up and down like it was trying to balance. It hit some lampposts on the way in." http://www.guardian.co.uk/wtccrash/story/0,1300,550486,00.html | ||
| . He saw a plane flying very low and close to nearby buildings. "I thought something was coming down on me. I know this plane is going to crash. I've never seen a plane like this so low." He said he looked at it and saw American Airline insignia and when it made impact with the Pentagon initially he saw smoke, then flames. http://a188.g.akamaitech.net/f/188/920/5m/www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/daily/sep01/attack.html | ||
| Dave Winslow, AP Radio Reporter lives across the street. | ||
| Eugenio Hernandez, an AP video journalist, was driving by the Pentagon and saw the plane crashing. He borrowed a tourist's video camera began shooting. http://www.apbroadcast.com/AP+Broadcast/about+us/miscellaneous/in+the+news.htm | ||
| Christine Peterson, ’73 found herself in the thick of last month’s terrorist tragedy, and submitted this report: ". . I was at a complete stop on the road in front of the helipad at the Pentagon; what I had thought would be a shortcut was as slow as the other routes I had taken that morning. I looked idly out my window to the left -- and saw a plane flying so low I said, “holy cow, that plane is going to hit my car” (not my actual words). The car shook as the plane flew over. It was so close that I could read the numbers under the wing." http://www.naualumni.com/News/News.cfm?ID=613&c=4 | ||
| Fred Gaskins, was driving to his job as a national editor at USA TODAY near the Pentagon when the plane passed about 150 feet overhead. "(The plane) was flying fast and low and the Pentagon was the obvious target, It was flying very smoothly and calmly, without any hint that anything was wrong." • Aydan Kizildrgli, an English language student who is a native of Turkey, saw the jetliner bank slightly. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2001/09/11/attack-usat.htm | ||
| • Kirk Milburn, a construction supervisor for Atlantis Co. | ||
Father Stephen McGraw was driving to agraveside service at Arlington national Cemetery. McGraw estimates that the plane passed about 20 feet over his car, as he waited on the northbound side of Washington Boulevard. "I was in the left hand lane with my windows closed. I did not hear anything at all until the plane was just right above our cars." "The plane clipped the top of a light pole just before it got to us, injuring a taxi driver, whose taxi was just a few feet away from my car. http://www.dcmilitary.com/army/pentagram/6_39/local_news/10772-1.html http://www.mdw.army.mil/news/Pentagon_crash_eyewitness_comforted_victims.html | ||
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| Meseidy Rodriguez confirms "it was a mid size plane". | ||
| Oscar Martinez ``.. saw a big jet flying close to the building coming at full speed. There was a big noise when it hit the building,'' said , who witnessed the attack. http://www.firehouse.com/terrorist/11_APdc.html | ||
| Ron Turner, the Navy’s deputy chief information officer, was standing at a funeral at Arlington National Cemetery: “There was a huge fireball, followed by the [usual] black cloud of a fuel burn.” “It reminded me of being back in Vietnam, watching Tan Son Nhut Air Base burn.” http://www.govexec.com/dailyfed/0901/091301j3.htm | ||
| ARFF fire Crews reported fires on every floor of the "D" and "E" rings. The aircraft had penetrated all the way to the "C" ring. "The only way you could tell that an aircraft was inside was that we saw pieces of the nose gear. http://www.nfpa.org/NFPAJournal/OnlineExclusive/Exclusive_11_01_01/exclusive_11.01.01.asp | ||
| Ken Ford, a State Department employee, watched from the 15th floor of the State Department Annex,just across the Potomac River from the Pentagon. We were watching the airport through binoculars, Ford said, referring to Reagan National Airport, a short distance away.The plane was a two-engine turbo prop that flew up the river from National. Then it turned back toward the Pentagon.We thought it had been waved off and then it hit the building. Daniel and Cynthia McAdams said they were sitting in their kitchen drinking coffee in their third-floor condominium in Arlington,Va.,just two miles from the Pentagon when they heard a plane fly directly over head around 9:45 a.m. It was unusually loud and low. http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2001/09/pdf/09112001EXTRA2.pdf http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/world/2001/0912/wor5.htm | ||
| Steve Riskus, steveriskus@aol.com wrote: I took these pictures less then 1 minutes after I watched the american airlines 757 airplane crash into the pentagon on september 11 2001. I left shortly after the picture were taken in fear of further attacks. Feel free to contact me anytime if you have questions about my pictures. I did acctually see the plane impact the building. http://www.criticalthrash.com/terror/crashthumbnails.html | ||
| Mickey Bell, an electrical contractor's foreman was working to renovate the second and third floors. Outside, and less than 100 feet from the initial impact of the plane, he was very nearly struck by one of the wings as they sped by him. He had just left the project trailer (that exploded) when he heard a loud noise. The next thing he recalled was picking himself off the floor, where he had been thrown by the blast. He got into his truck, parked in the trailer compound, and sped away. Plastic and rivets from an airplane were later found imbedded in its sheet metal http://www.necanet.org/whats_new/report.cfm?ID=1003: http://www.ecmag.com/industrynews/index.cfm?fuseaction=view&art_id=1115 "We went out to look at his truck and the truckbed was filled with all kinds of debris that must have come from the blast. He's one really lucky guy," | ||
| Wayne T. Day, President of ' Kirlin', Rockville MD, says "We had one guy who was standing, looking out the window and saw the plane when it was coming in. He was in front of one of the blast- resistant windows," http://www.designbuildmag.com/oct2001/pentagon1001.asp | ||
| Steve Snaman, manager of the datacom division for Walker Seals, watched from Fort McNair (across the river) as the jetliner came in low at full throttle, banked left and smashed into the wall of the Pentagon. http://www.ecmag.com/industrynews/index.cfm?fuseaction=view&art_id=1117 | ||
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Remember This!!
NOT For The Squemish... Six Meat Buffet has the startling video shot by an amature of people jumping out of windows in Tower 1 after the first plane hit.
Religon Of Peace 9/11 Edition
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The 2996 Project - Larry I. Beck
Hat Tip Six Meat Buffet
As part of the 2996 Project, we take the occasion of the fifth anniversary of the worst terrorist attack in our nation's history to remember Larry I. Beck, mailroom clerk at Cantor Fitzgerald, killed on 9/11 at the World Trade Center. Larry was from Baldwin, New York, and was 38 years old when his life was cut short by Saudi missionaries...
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9/11 pledge: "I will not submit"
Michelle Malkin's superb anniversary message to jihadists and Cindy Sheehan's favorite Arabic t-shirt. And, a personal thank you to Michelle, Spencer and Andy for their responses to Ralph Peters rant.
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