Just in case anyone forgot... The Pope has your back

Pope Says Hell and Damnation are real and eternal

The Pontif was heard to say "Hell really exists and is eternal, even if nobody talks about it much any more".

Later in the same interview he went on to remind everyone that the sky is blue, grass is generally green and the only things certain in life are death and taxes.

In a rare show of comerciality Pope Benedict in his closing remarks also urged everyone present to purchase themselves or a member of their familes the one of a kind "Habemus Papam" bear from the vermont teddy bear company(Pictured Below).

They Expressed Regret??

The obvious would be to point out that this is smutty, and altogether just wrong, but what disturbed me more than anything was the last line of this article which reads,

"A Disney spokesman said the company was aware of the video and expressed 'regret' if it caused any offence. "

That almost makes it sound like it was purspoeful and they regret the offence all of us square's took. They didn't say they were appalled or regretted that the video even existed or that someone defiled the innocent traditions of Disney. No, they "Regret any offence". Interesting to say the least.

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