Cleanup on Aisle 5

Dennis Hasstert and other GOP leaders all breathed a collective sigh of relief at the true explanation of the Plane Crash in NYC this afternoon. The capitol building had to be evacuated prior to that however and off duty janitorial staff called in to cleanup the mess from the GOP's collective trouser sh*tting after preliminary reports from Fox News indicated it may have been a terrorist attack.

Plane Crash in NYC today