From the boys over at "Caption This"

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1. The cover of the September issue of The Advocate.

2. Who would have thought 'a mutual desire to destroy Western Civilization and enslave humanity' was one of eHarmony's 14 measures of compatibility.

3. By Allah's sword, I wish I knew how to quit you.

4. Okay, I guess you CAN hug someone with nuclear arms.

5. "You had me at 'Allah Akbar'"

6. I'll take Cindy Sheehan's Wet Dreams for $1000, Alex!

7. "I like you, Hugo! After the coming of the Twelfth Imam, I'll have you beheaded last."

8. "Do you work for UPS? Cause I could swear I just saw you checking my package!"

9. "There may be no cure, Hugo, but with little understanding and a little help from Valtrex, together we can manage my genital herpes."

10. I guess that afterglow at the UN wasn't from the Mahdi after all.