The Asad/Ahmadinejad formula for victory

#1. Start a fight while calling for peace
1a. If the target won't fight keep niggling it and picking at it until it does
#2. Once war breaks out and your arse is being sumarily kicked call for an immediate cease fire
2a. Condem all entities who oppose said cease fire.
#3. Cowar behind civilians, counter attack and run away like a little girl until cease fire is implemented
3a. No matter what the outcome, claim victory for Islam and defeat for the zionist pigs
#4 Repeat steps one, two and three until world domination is achieved

In an article Tuesday the President of Iran seemed to think "God's promises have come true". What he meant by that exactly nobody really knows. Maybe he finally found the recipe for batshit stew? Who knows? One only need look at the destruction that he and Syrian President Asad brought on Lebanon though to see that there was no victory, unless you see victory as hundreds of thousands of peoples lives disrupted, 100's of people killed who were doing nothing but trying to live their lives and/or being totally pounded on by bombs and artilery for 30 days. Oh and lets not forget, being forced to disarm the very army you claim to have been victorious with by a neutral 3rd party.

Not that disarmorment is a likely scenario mind you, but its the point of the thing.

"Ahmadinejad said the United Nations should force war reparations from Israel and its allies, led by the United States. Those who were involved in inflicting damage to the Lebanese nation are responsible," he said.

The only parties responsible for the destruction in Lebanon are the parties that started the war. Imagine a playground where one child starts a fight with another unprovoked. The second child ends up destroying school property during the fight. Do you then say the child who was minding his own business and was agressively attacked is responsible? I thought not. There is no difference here. Yes, there should be war reperations, but not from the west or from Israel. If Maqmood and Bashir can't keep their lackeys in line they ought to be prepared for the consequences and prepared to pay for any and everything that gets destroyed as a result of their foolishness.