Protesters Storm Raytheon Building

Anti-War protestors stormed Raytheon offices in Londonderry Ireland today in opposition they say to the defense giant's manufacturing of missles and bombs being used againt Lebanon. According to police they managed to destroy somecomputer equipment and paperwork but there has been no damage estimate as of yet. The group call themsleves The Derry Anti-War Coalition and have held other protests in the past against Raytheon including a grave digging ceremony. Spokesmen for Raytheon had no comment on this specific incident accept to say "jobs would be lost if the protests continue". Police later arrested nine people in connection with the days events, but no formal charges have yet been filed.

Gosh, It makes you wonder doesn't it if there might just be nine other people in Iran or Syria protesting the companies that make their weapons that get used against Israel? Yeah, I didn't think so.

It is almost as bad in America with the left wing of the democratic party losing all touch with reality and hiding their heads in the sand when it comes to the bad people who want us all dead. Personally I am glad that companies like Raytheon exist and I say lock em' up and throw away the key.

Unfit Donors and Shut in Offenders

I decided to make this one a twofer since I haven't posted in a few days (sorry). Anyway this is a post of two stories I saw on Drudge today. The first is a story about Homosexuals being unfit sperm donors and the second is about a town trying to ban Sexual Offenders from parks or other places where children might likely be found. Now I am not going to go into them in depth so you can just follow the links yourselves if you want to read. But I am going to compare and contrast them for you. Granted one story is about law and the other about preference, but there is a point to be made nonetheless. In the first story the laboratory chief Peter Fedorcsak is opposed to homosexual donors, and questions their psychological suitability for being donors. "The main motivation for a donor must be a desire to help others, not, for example, donating sperm in order to spread one's own genes, He said." (car tires screeching) Lets just stop right there a moment shall we. Does the good doctor mean to imply that people who are homosexual have some mental illness? By saying that they aren't psychologically suited to to sire children they are affirming the idea that there is something in the homosexual brain that is not firing right to begin with. A contention that those of us who believe homosexuals are not born gay agree with whole heartedly. But I digress, now onto the other story...

This story pits a town in Maine against men and women who have been classified sexual offenders and states that Millnocket is attempting to ban Child Molesters and the like from loitering at schools or parks. Offensive sexual behavior toward another human being is illegal, we all know that and it is established that people who engage in such activity are not mentaly sound. That their desire for young boys and girls is not rational or "right", why? Well, we just know it, it is an unspoken truth that nobody would ever dare deny because of its sheer obviousness, right? Well what about organizations like N.A.M.B.L.A? They seem to think its perfectly normal for men to feel up little boys.

The larger point here is that one is highly illegal and one is accepted and gaining more acceptance every year. That both are considered deviant behavior by most sane, right thinking people. That our society whether in public or private agrees that neither are a "good" thing in the purest sense of the word. So why is one illegal and one accepted? Why do we feel the way we do about these two acts as a people in general? The Bible does not draw any distinction at all, in the eyes of God Sexual Immorrality and Homsexual Acts are equal and both destructive and sinful. Check out 1 Corinthians 6:9 , God is not confused about sin, so why are we? I know that some of you reading this are going to think calling someone's sexuality a sin is hate speech, but I would submit to you that the only hate I and most others and especially God have is for sin itself, not the person committing the sin.

So this all hit me when I thought about where we dereive our laws, our laws are based on the Biblical teachings of Christianity and Judaism. Our problem is we cannot pick and choose which laws work and which ones don't in every case. Man's laws for example, can be changed, but Gods laws are enduring and ever relevant and most importantly they are there for a reason. To protect us! Yes, believe it or not they are our protection. I am not here to preach a sermon but I want to leave you with that. God calls those things sin becasue they are hurtful, they are wrong for you and because as your father his instinct is to protect you.

Cynthia Gets Her Groove On!

(Click the picture to watch)

Read the signs

At a recent Stop the West rally (yes, I know, but that's their real agenda) demonstrators waved placards proclaiming all Hezbollah now. Really? If so, why were they allowed to parade in Trafalgar Square? In a sane society, they should surely all have been arrested as a self-proclaimed army of holy warriors whose explicit aim was to

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Senate Says Yes To Pets & No to Death Tax Reform

Well at least they got the important stuff right, Right?? In a bold move Friday before the Congress went on summer breaks the Senate unanimously approved a measure that would provide for household and other pets in the event of a diaster. They were however not quite so bold when it came to an initiative raising the minimum wage and reforming the %55 death tax law. Our roving reporter caught up with Cal Worthington's Dog Spot to get a comment on the days events...

Uncle Tim's: So Spot, what is your take on the federal government's newfound care for pets in time of disaster?

SPOT: Oh, that's what they call it now Tim, but wait until we actualy need it. It's just a tool of the fascist Bush regime to aid them in rounding us all up and dumping us in Abu-Ghrab. Animal Rights and Peace!!! Bush Lied, Hamsters died!! Keep you laws off my paws!!

Uncle Tim's: Thank You Spot, frisky little guy eh?

SPOT: Oh Yeah, and don't forget to Go See Cal you Fascist

It seems clear that there is mistrust in the animal world for any bi-partisan measure approved by the senate. In Light of that we thought we'd ask a senators dog for comment...

We caught up with Senator Charles Rangel's beagle just as they were leaving for his bungalow retreat in the lower apalachias, let's listen in shall we?

Uncle Tim's: So Mr. Bangle Beagle, what would it have taken to get the death tax/minimum wage bill voted on today?

Bangle Beagle: "Clearly, African-Americans and other African and Afro-descendant populations would see the uplifting of a black cartoon character, with monkey-like lips and head and a childish demeanor, as an attempt to malign them."

Uncle Tim's: Riiiggghhhtt, but what do you feel are the remaining issues to getting a bill like this passed in the senate come the fall congress?

Bangle: "Caribbean music, such as soca, calypso, reggae, and now reggaeton, is having a profound impact on U.S. popular culture."

Uncle Tim's: Alrighty then, well how about the new measure enacted to protect pets in the event of disaster? What do you think this will really do for the animal community?

Bangle: "In this global day and age, the Mexican authorities should have been aware of the negative international impact of this characterization of the Negro race in grotesque imagery associated with the vilest forms of racism."

Uncle Tim's: Well... Okee Dokee then Bangle. Thank you for your time... Good Boy

Bangle: Grrrrrr... "We don't windsurf in Harlem."

Well there you have it folks, important legislating ( and butt sniffing) going on in our capitol city today as Congress takes yet another vacation... In leiu of actual progress we have congress. You might even say our Government has gone to the dogs!!

Have a Great Weekend Everyone!!

Friday Funnies

Ahmadinejad says stop fighting, until we're strong enough to destroy you!

Today Amadinejad again admited that Israel should be eliminated in his opinion. But the way he said it was kinda humorous actually. Humorous in the respect that he said it so matter of factly that some people did not even notice what he was trying to say. Here are his exact words, you decide for yourself:

"Although the main solution is for the elimination of the Zionist regime, at this stage an immediate cease-fire must be implemented," Ahmadinejad said.

Uh, yeah Machmood, cuz your Hezbollah boys are getting their arses stomped all over Lebanon. Let's breakdown what he said though cuz its worth noting what he really meant I think.

Let's put it in the context of a one on one fight:

I am kicking your ever-lovin' butt up and down the block and your big brother is watching and goes, "Although the main solution is for my brother to beat the snot out of you and win this thing, at this stage (because he's not strong enough to kill you yet) you have to stop fighting now."

I mean think about it, how idiotic is that. Wait, stop, my side does not have enough power to kill you yet, stop! I only saw one world leader in the paper condeming this so there must still be some of them that either don't care or don't get it. Let me say this one more time so we all understand...

This man admits that the goal of Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc... is the EXTINCTION of Israel and the west's ideaology. This is not idle talk, rederick or saber rattling. These people are serious and no amount of talking, no amount of land, no amount of incentives are going to change that. Of course we don't attack them today or something such as that, but we certainly let Israel do its thing, and we certainly stop believing that we can talk these people out of their headlong leap into national homicide.

Ohio Man Claims Right To Have Sex With Boys

A suburban Cleveland man accused of sexually assaulting nine disabled boys told a judge Wednesday that his apartment was a religious sanctuary where smoking marijuana and having sex with children are sacred rituals protected by civil rights laws.

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Weird Website Wednesday

Here is a nice one for you... All of us have been at a stop light once in our lives (some more than others) and had the annoying homeless freak run up and try to wash your windows with his dirty cloth and squeegee. Well you've just pulled up to a stoplight on the information super highway...

...and here comes The Internet Squeegee Guy

Senate Hearings On Public Expression of Religon ActSet for Wednesday

When the ACLU wins a case against the Boy Scouts, the public display of the Ten Commandments, veterans memorials, and other symbols of American history and heritage guess who pays them? You do!

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Keep Your Laws Off My...

Live born aborted fetus! Six Meat Buffet has the story here of a teen who was 23 weeks pregnant and delivered a live born fetus in a Florida abortion clinic that was wisked away by employees, possibly killed or at very least dumped into a bio-hazard bin alive like so much waste.

Advocates for choice have allowed things like this to take place in their fever to keep abortion legal. I have posted on abortion many times and those of you who know me know how I feel about the subject. This story honestly left me both speechless and wanting to write for you so you could all see this for yourselves. I have included some related links below and the original story is also linked HERE

Tim's take on Abortion

The Left Attacks Pregnancy Resource Centers

Lastly I want all of you to read the Psalm at the below link. If you can read that and still not believe that the God who created this universe means for every child to be born according to His will, then I pity you.
Psalm 139

Here is the clinics Name, Address and Phone Number.

A Gyn Diagnostic Center 3671 West 16th Ave. Hialeah, FL 33012 Telephone: (305) 362-4611

The article says they are closed, but you can still let them know what you think or better yet call the congressman in your district and let him know what you think.

Mel Gibson In Hell

You gotta think he is just wondering the number of that truck that just flattened him. I feel both sorry and sad for him as I understand how killer alcohol can be and understand regretting stuff you've said after a night of partying. Praise God that He is merciful and gives us grace, I like Mel so I hope he gets his sh*t together. Oh, and for all you jackweeds calling him an anti-semite, grow up! How many times have you looked in the mirror and seen a touch of what your parrents drummed into you for 20 years? The man appologized, leave it alone!! With a DUI and alcohol recovery to deal with he has enough on his plate don't you think?

Daily Gut has a very funny post HERE

They're Rich Enough, They're Famous Enough...

...and Gosh darn-it they like Al Franken! A list of "A" listers that I will never look at the same way again. The performaers below have all donate to Al Franken's Political Action Comittee. Aren't putting the words Franken and Politic together an Oxymoron? Or maybe just a moron. At any rate here is the article and here are their names & amounts they gave. Be sure and let them know how you feel about it next time they are acting in or directing a movie, playing a concert, etc... Just Don't Go/Watch/Buy!

Entertainers Donate Money to Al

Jimmy Smits, actor, $500

Aaron Sorkin, writer, $1,000

Barbra Streisand, entertainer, $500

Larry Hagman, actor, $555

Larry David, writer/actor/director, $5,000

Ronald Bass, screenwriter, $5,000

Nora Ephron, writer/director, $5,000

Christopher Guest, director, $500

Barry Levinson, director/writer/producer, $5,000

David Mandel, movie/TV writer/director, $5,000

Robert Nathan, "Law & Order" executive director, $5,000

Judy McGrath, MTV Networks chairman & CEO, $1,000

Lorne Michaels, writer/producer, $2,000

Harold Ramis, director, $4,700 in-kind contribution (hosted fundraiser)

Hezbollah Are Cowards!

(Notice the "civilians" On the canon about to
fire into an Israeli city, I count 5 of 7 with no
discernable uniform and at least 3 without even
so much as camoflauge.)

As this article shows and as I and many others have said over and over. Again lets remind ourselves this is not an army, nor is it a country. They fight like cowards and run when confronted by a superior force. The news media has been dominated by reports of Lebanese civilians being murdered by Israel's air attacks, but honestly how would they know? The men fighting in these neighborhoods disguise themselves like your uncle Abdul from down the road, hurry into your back yard, fire a rocket, then hurry out again. Not only is that cowardly, but it is also pure evil because they know Israel will immediately target the homes where the rockets came from. They deliberately use residential neighborhoods in densely populated areas to fire their rockets so that when Israel retaliates, it is then accused of killing innocents and the Hezbollah fighter(s) are usually long gone by then. This is a force that would see its own people, women and children murdred before their eyes to save their own skins and further their twisted cause. Please take a moment to read the article and look at the photos, this is what you won't see on a lot of on the major networks, but what anyone who has an opinion on this conflict needs to know.

Photos Damm Hezbollah

I posted this photo in an Earlier Post but I felt it should be in this one as well to further illustrate the way Hezbollah does business.








Michelle Malkin has a great post this morning

More obedience from what the left calls our "puppet government" in Iraq

POTFRY reminds us what Irwin Fletcher used to say, "Its All Ball Bearings These Days"
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Related: Mulahs in Iran call on all Muslims to arm Hezbollah

Another Great Post from Malkin highlights another form of cowardice at Hezbollywood

Harry Potter's image is blown for me

forever I think after reading the below article.













'Harry Potter' actor to be naked on stage

The article says that Daniel Radcliffe who plays Harry in the movie versions of the popular book series will star as a troubled stableboy in Peter Shaffer's "Equus." Equus is the story of a disturbed boy (Alan Strang) who gouges out the eyes of 6 horses with a metal spike.

This is where it really gets scary... "In one scene the actor playing Strang is required to simulate sexual ecstasy while riding a horse naked. But the nudity was not the focus of the play." Says Vanessa Davies who is Radcliffe's spokeswoman.

Boy, I don't know about you but I will never be able to look at Harry the same way again. Bad career move too if you ask me. Can't be a great boost to your carreer to be found on stage masterbating atop of a horse. The Harry Potter stories do take a decidedly darker turn from here on out as well and no doubt the movies will reflect the serious turns in the novels. The story and its main charachter Harry are apparently not the only ones to have lost their innocense.

Related Links:

Harry Potter and The Naked Rider.

Harry Potter and The Blinder of Horses

I get that the kid wants to branch out but the potter movies have endeared him to millions of children. To them he is Harry Potter. Not that a lot of 9-11 yr olds are going to run out and see Equus (as if there parents would let them), but a lot of them will hear of this. Just so there is no mistake, that does matter. It matters for kids to have sports heros that are not being arrested in connection with gang shootings or be able to admire music artists that have not been in State prison for drug dealing and again yes it does matter for my 11 year old daughter not to have to find out that her heart throb Harry Potter will be riding a horse bareback on a stage somewhere faking an orgasm or trying to explain a bilboard like that to little Billy who just read "Sorcerers Stone". (Daddy what's an orgasm?) Oivay!

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Related: From The Onion.com - 2nd Graders do School production of Equus

Friday Funnies

ACLU Frees Suspected Terror Fundraiser

Abdel-Jabbar Hamdan was ordered released without bond from the Terminal Island federal detention facility, according to his attorney, Ranjana Natarajan of the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California.

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Israeli Units Branch East, Face Heavy Hizballah Resistance

DEBKAfile
Military sources: Israel regains control over its main water source, the Wazani Spring, in new military thrust into the Eastern Sector of S. Lebanon

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A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words

This really just about says it all. The reason why there can be no moral equivalent drawn between US and Al Quaeda, between Israel and Hezbullah, between Good and Evil, between God and Godlessness. Take a good hard look and the next time you are at a party and one of your really liberal friends chides the brutality of the Olmert Regime, consider who you will stand with based on the above picture and make sure they do the same!

Hat Tip Malkin

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Related - Debbie Schlussel also has a 1000 word picture for you to check out

Howard Dean is...

like Christmas, Easter, Birthday and Thanksgiving all wrapped up in one everythime he opens his mouth... That is if you are a Republican. If you are a Democrat you have to be just scratching your head when he says things like this :

"The Iraqi prime minister is an anti-Semite," the Democratic leader told a gathering of business leaders in Florida. "We don't need to spend $200 and $300 and $500 billion bringing democracy to Iraq to turn it over to people who believe that Israel doesn't have a right to defend itself and who refuse to condemn Hezbollah"

and then turns arounds and says this:

"Thank God for Bill Nelson, because we'd have another crook in the United States Senate if it weren't for him. He is going to beat the pants off Katherine Harris," Dean said during his 20-minute address. "She doesn't understand that it's…improper to be chairman of a campaign and count the votes at the same time. This is not Russia and she is not Stalin."

and then yet again turns around and says a little something like this:

Dean called President Bush "the most divisive president probably in our history."

"He's always talking about those people. It's always somebody else's fault. It's the gays' fault. It's the immigrants' fault. It's the liberals' fault. It's the Democrats' fault. It's Hollywood people," Dean said. "Americans are sick of that. Even if you win elections doing that, you drag down our country."

It really must burn those of you who actually mean well and really think you have a shot at a democractic congress or president in 08 to know that your primary spokesman is a buffoon. I mean this must be just like shooting fish in a barrell for the RNC. Dean sets em' up, and they knock em' out!!

But don't feel so bad, if Dean screws things up like he did yesterday you've always got spin-masters like Rangel, Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, and Kennedy to make up the ground... Oh, right, that's just as bad...Sorry. Well, there's always 2010 or 2012 right? "RIGHT"

MORE OF JOHN KERRY'S RETROACTIVE CAMPAIGN PROMISES

On Sunday, John Kerry said of Israel's war against Hezbollah, "If I was president, this wouldn't have happened," adding, "we have to destroy Hezbollah."

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Reading the Cindymeter

But Hot Air affiliate Charles Ryder catches her looking plump and perky camping outside the Iraqi embassy in D.C.

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Pentuple Child Murderer Not Responsilbe Says Jury

A Jury today found Child Murderer Andrea Yates not guilty by reason of insanity
Yates drowned her 5 children one day when she thought Satan was inside her and was trying to save them from hell.

I thought it needed, to review what this woman did, how systematicaly she took these children's lives. Here are some links to the original murder story. Please take the time to read it

Profile of Andrea Yates

How she murdered her children

Another Profile

Everytime I read that story I want to cry, and when I read that she will have the opportunity to be evaluated by doctors every few years and have the chance of being released if they deem her fit, I wanted to be sick all over my keyboard. It is time like these that test my faith, knowing that a woman like this might one day walk the street again or even breed again God forbid. But I do trust that God knows her better than I and is infinitely more capable of determining whether and when she deserves judgement for her actions. So I will leave it in His hands.

Weird Website Wednesday

Today's entry is, well... Kinda disgusting if you ask me. It is an entire site dedicated to facial hair in its various forms. There is even a world beard champion . Enjoy!

Well we can all agree on one point...

The UN is a an ineffective straw man that makes a lot of noise and does a lot of nothing about it. Its like one of those little yip, yip dogs that chases you around and barks at your ankles. It never bites cuz it really hasn't the teeth, it cowars at any aggressive movement and is always in constant danger of having the sh*t kicked out of it by, well, pretty much anyone.

Honestly, the idea that the UN can be a peace keeping force in Lebanon is like saying the little yip, yip dog could keep the peace in the middle of two Rotweilers. It would just be ugly (see above).

Even mortal enemies seem to get that, which says to me that we all might want to take a step back and shuffle Kofi off into the corner, out of the way where he can't break anything. Oh and while we are at it, lets also think about moving the last, best hope of the global community somewhere more global, preferably outside of the US.

Here is what Ahmadinejad said about the UN: Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, said UN inaction was not helping. "Upon hearing the slightest criticism against the Zionist regime, they issue dozens of resolutions. But now, 13 days after that regime's massive attack against Lebanon, using most fatal weapons, they even refrain from asking for a truce," he said.

VS.

What President Bush says about the UN: "The United Nations must be strong and efficient, free of corruption and accountable to the people it serves," he said. "The United Nations must stand for integrity and live by the high standards it sets for others."

Also this OpEd says it pretty well...

Regretably, there is no international body capable of quenching the violence in the middle-east, save NATO maybe. You see, to effect change for "the good" an entity like the UN must take a morally specific position toward something other than simply "the violence". They need to cease drawing moral equivelants between stone killers and nations that wish only to live in peace who defend their own borders. A body such as the UN cannot exist for all, because all are not good and all do not wish peace. The UN allows the largest human rights violaters in our world to sit on a council for the same name whose mission is to increase human rights. It condems Israel for protecting its citizens while almost simultaneously ignoring the violence in Darfur. It condems the United States for Abu Garab while it sits by and allows China to engage in the organ farming of executed prisinors unfettered and unchecked.

Uncle Tim's says "Gut the UN, clean it up and make it useful and a force for peace in the world again.

Either that or just kick it accross the room to get it of our leg.

Didn't this used to be Illegal?

Above: (Kurdish woman and her daughter gassed by Sadam)

NOBEL peace laureate Betty Williams showed her good sense, class and heart for peace on Tuesday by declaring to a room full of school children" Right now, I would love to kill George Bush." Yes, once again from the ideology that allowed Bin Laden to thrive in the 90's and said it was ok to kill millions of babies if they became inconvenient prior to birth in the 70's and 80's comes the "peace laureate" who threatens violence to an elected official of an allied country in front of grade school kids! She does admit in the article, "I don't know how I ever got a Nobel Peace Prize," well neither do we Betty, neither do we...

She goes on to say ,

"My job is to tell you their stories," Ms Williams said of a recent trip to Iraq.

"We went to a hospital where there were 200 children; they were beautiful, all of them, but they had cancers that the doctors couldn't even recognise. From the first Gulf War, the mothers' wombs were infected.

"As I was leaving the hospital, I said to the doctor, 'How many of these babies do you think are going to live?"

Someone should remind Betty that Sadam Hussein used Chemical Weapons during the first Gulf War and that is why these women have infected wombs and the children have cancers the doctors can't even recognize.

She goes on,

"He looked me straight in the eye and said, 'None, not one'. They needed five different kinds of medication to treat the cancers that the children had, and the embargoes laid on by the United States and the United Nations only allowed them three."

(I wonder how the good doctor knows he needs 5 medicines instead of three to treat the "cancer" he can't even recognize to begin with)

Oh, why yes of course, its our fault...AGAIN. It couldn't be that one of the most brutal regimes in world history deprived those hospitals of the money allocated for them by Oil for Food, or that the medications sent over were sold to the rich for profit by Sadam's son's Udead and Qusdead. No, it was America that did it. Dead children? (anywhere in the world?) BLAME AMERICA!! I am sure this woman thinks she means well, but to read her comments I am of the mind that they must have had a different definition of peace in 1976.

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This is very cool!

Saw this over at Stark Truth. I have a few friends that were in the military and they would appreciate this I know. Enjoy!!

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1.The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.

2.When you witness, first hand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.

3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5.Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6.If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass.

7.Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8.Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!

9.'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!

10.Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11.'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy),'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.

12.Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked."

"It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.

"It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

"It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.

"It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."

(Please pass this on so I won't have to kick your ass!) :-)


If you can read this, thank a teacher! If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran!

I will add one more:

13.If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing THE NATIONAL ANTHEM in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS!

A Theocracy by any other name...

...is still a theocracy. Wonder what kind of beating Bush and Condi's gonna give Maliki for goin' all true colors during the such a volatile time in the mid-east? You gotta know they were all listening to his comments going DOH! DOH! and DOH! For all of our hopes that Iraq would be a secular democracy at least to a certain extent this does not look good. Maliki's comments are below:
“I condemn these aggressions and call on the Arab League foreign ministers’ meeting in Cairo to take quick action to stop these aggressions. We call on the world to take quick stands to stop the Israeli aggression.”

But it was more what he did not say that was so very telling. Namely, he did not condem Hezbullah or their actions and did not even acknowledge that this conflict in its current form is Hezbullah's fault. He did not come right out and say "Death to Israel" or "Long Live Osama",
but his Shia background showed through for all to see in this article

Democrats on the Right side?? Say it aint so. Call it Political Gamesmanship if you will, but Maliki should appologize for his comments and he should not be allowed to address our congress until he does.

I wonder if our administration would force him out? Like how outrageous would he have to get before we gave him a good smack?

Immigration: Why do we even have laws??

It amazed me to see this story. It is about a woman who filed for a restraining order on her husband because he threatened to get her deported. The judge who heard her case rightly asked her, "Are you here illegally?" To which the woman replied yes... This prompted the judge to dismiss the case and tell the woman to get out of his court room before he had her arrested and deported. Anyhow, there was so much left wing and latino outrage over his actions that he is no longer a judge pro-tem for L.A. County, they've dismissed him. The amazing part is that the article mentions nothing about the fact that the woman is committing a crime and that the judge was right to do and say what he did( accept maybe for the fact that he should not have let her go). They only say that she was later granted the restraining order by another judge. I have said it before, but "through the looking glass" is appropriate once again to describe the way our society just stares white straight in the face and calls it black and vise versa. Another point of note, this was no right wing judge, he even admits to hating our immigration laws in this country. He did not even do the right thing, he just spoke the right thing and got canned for it. That is what we get for electing a guy like Antonio Villaragosa Mayor of LA. A citizenry that gets angry with a judge for upholding our laws. This strikes right at the heart of the immigration issue in this country. There will never be border security if we allow a society where an innocent judge gets dismissed for pointing out the stupidity of a woman coming into a Superior court for a restraining order when she is not even legally allowed to implore the court to help her much less be in the country at all. All the judge was saying in a nutshell is "Look, are you frackin' stupid woman? I could deport you just for standing there, get out of my courtroom!"

Every single version of this story I could find this morning completely ignores that.

Well, Its been a while but...

I think I have sufficiently recovered enough to start posting about soccer again. Specifically the Zidane incident. Personally I hate the French and the Italian football teams anyway, but I was really pissed off at the fact that Zidane did what he did, made everyone wait 5 days and then did not even say what exactly the provocation was for him to head butt Matterazi. So in a tribute to the follishness of it all I decided to link to this post from Something Awful that tells the real story of the Zidane Incident in its various forms...You decide!

Just in case any of you are getting skittish

I thought I would remind you who's ass it is Israel is kicking right now. Your Uncle Tim has in his hot little hands the "Al-Qaeda Targeting Guidance - v1.0" document. I already hear you lefties now screaming that Hezbollah or Hisbowlof (soup), or whatever the hell they call themselves, is not the same organization as Al Qaeda but you are wrong. Their stated purpose is exactly the same, to "kill jews and christians where ever they find them". So I am sure you are all chomping at the bit to know what this document says then eh? Well here goes...

"Targets Inside Cities" - Kind of reminds one of the current conflict huh?

"Targets inside cities are considered a sort of military diplomacy. Normally this kind of diplomacy is written with blood and decorated with body parts and the smell of guns"

"Faith Targets"

"Missionaries in Islamic countries, where they try to convert Muslims to Christians such as what happened in Yemen and as what is going on in Iraq as well as what was going on in the land of the two holy mosques (Saudi Arabia) where they were distributing bibles to homes. In this case hunting those people is good and we know who they are."

"Reverends, Priests, Rabbis and any religious personality that attack Islam or Muslims such as an American reverend that cursed the prophet, we hope to God that we will get his neck."

"Human Targets"

We have to target Jews and Christians. We have to let anybody that fights God, his prophets or the believers know that we will be killing them. There should be no limits or geographical borders."

"Advantages of Operations Against Cities"

"To show the meaning of, There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messanger. And to achieve the belief in one God."

Gosh, I don't know about you, but that makes it sound a lot like Islam dictates that we all be killed or converted to the glory of Allah, don't you think?

The full document can be found here. I suggest you read the whole thing. Especially those of you who want Israel to stop before the job is done in Lebanon
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Related:

Bullies 101

Hezbollah or Hizbullah?

Ann's Wisdom!

Bullies 101

Hat Tip to Six Meat and to bogieworks for the original. This is so, so true. Please click on the link and read the entire story

Here is just a taste...

When I was in the Navy, I once witnessed a bar fight in downtown Olongapo (Philippines) that still haunts my dreams. The fight was between a big oafish Marine and a rather soft-spoken, medium sized Latino sailor from my ship.

All evening the Marine had been trying to pick a fight with one of us and had finally set his sights on this diminutive shipmate of mine... figuring him for a safe target. When my friend refused to be goaded into a fight the Marine sucker punched him from behind on the side of the head so hard that blood instantly started to pour from this poor man's mutilated ear.

Everyone present was horrified and was prepared to absolutely murder this Marine, but my shipmate quickly turned on him and began to single-handedly back him towards a corner with a series of stinging jabs and upper cuts that gave more than a hint to a youth spent boxing in a small gym in the Bronx.

Hizbullah or Hezbolla?

Osama or Usama, frankly I can't keep up. I am not kidding, I have seen Hezbollah spelled 4 different ways in the media in one day and Bin Laden's name spelled at least 3 different ways since he stuffed his coward arse in a cave sometime after 9/11. So what is up with these silly Arab names and there different spellings? We at Uncle Tim's are determined to find out for you.

Well first off here is the Wikipedia definition that shows all of the spellings. But it does nothing to explain what or why. They are not Homophones for example like where Hizbullah would mean Pond Scum and Hezbollah might mean Diarea Eater. So far all I can tell is that their origins are Arabic for "Party Of God" which in itself is ironic as these people generally have no God...except maybe death.

Ah Ha! Eureka, I've found it! After much toiling and walking through the desert many miles, your faithful servant has found the answer you all seek. According to al-bab.com it is a problem in translating the Arabic words to Roman text . So the answer according to scholar TE Lawrence is they are all right and correct spellings,

"Arabic names," he replied, "won't go into English, exactly, for their consonants are not the same as ours, and their vowels, like ours, vary from district to district."

Well, another problem solved here at the Bargain Basement... However you spell Hezbollah, Hizbullah, Hizbollah or Hezb'Allah though and whether in Greek : Τρομοκράτης, Japanese: テロリスト Russian: Террорист, or Chinese: 恐怖分子 it still means only one thing... Terrorist

Cheers!
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Related - Debbie Schlussel has a great story Here

Who are the Idiots...

...that change lanes on the freeway in dead stop traffic? I live in California, Southern California to be exact and for those of you who share this joy with me it is one of the most congested freeway systems in America. The physics of traffic however are very simple. First, you will never move much faster than the flow of traffic. Whether it be 5mph or 50mph. Second, dead stop traffic is caused by cars stopping dead in the middle of the freeway. Lets wait right there for a moment. It's a "freeway", so why are there cars stopping? Lets eliminate the things out of our control like police and accidents. What we are left with is driver initiated slowing or stopping. What causes this? Yep, you guessed it, people changing lanes. It's simple really, you take 10,000 cars traveling in a straight line of 4 rows. If they all stay in their own lane (excepting intangibles) traffic will flow fairly normally(if slowly). What happens when a car changes lanes is that the car behind it is forced to slow down or stop, which in turn causes a chain reaction not only in your lane, but in the next to the right and left because freeway drivers are a heard mentality. One hears a lion in the brush and starts runnin', everybody follows blindly. Multiply that by 5,000 and it is no wonder why the 405 and other freeways are frequently bumper to bumper at times and in places where there seems to be no other logical explanation. Now onto why the ones who change lanes do what they do and the stupidity/futlity of such an act. Reasons people change lanes vary from wanting to get over to an offramp, to just plain impatience. For this example lets deal with the impatients, because they are the guilty party. You are either late getting somewhere, hate sitting in traffic, or just really believe you can get somewhere faster by changing lanes every 5 seconds in heavy traffic. Either way can I tell you something? STOP IT!!! It just makes everything worse for everyone including you and you absolutely do not get anywhere any quicker! Did you know that it is a fact that you only add 1.5 or so minutes to the time you save driving for every 10 mph faster you travel? Well its true, and if you apply that logic to a situation where nobody is traveling faster than 5mph...IN ANY LANE, it would be stupid and futile to change lanes anyway even if you weren't making everyones life more miserable by doing so. It would be one thing if there were actually a point to your actions, some underlying trick of the freeway that only you knew about that would magically move your car through the cluster F that is rush hour, but there is not and it does not. Truly people, next time you are on any freeway, USA and you find yourself in slow or stopping traffic, stay in your own lane, leave plenty of room between you and the car in front of you and everyone will be happier for it...Especially your Uncle Tim!! Honk Honk

Pledge Protection Bill Passes

The Pledge Protection Act of 2005 (H.R. 2389) passed today by a vote of 260-167 in the house. Denny Hasset urged the Senate to take the same action,

"I am pleased the House was able to pass this legislation and demonstrate to the American people our commitment to uphold the principles on which this country was founded. I urge the Senate to take up this measure", Hassert said.

The pledge protection act became a way for our lawmakers to ensure the religous history of our country would not, scratch that, could not be impuned by an activist federal judge. Todd Akin (R-MO) was the congressman who introduced the bill. There are opponents of the measure who believe wrongly that this is a violation of seperation of powers and of the left's fictitious interpertation of our constitutions establishment clause. They claim it is an attempt by congress to force a pluralistic society into a "one-size-fits-all set of beliefs". Supporters of the bill say that is complete nonsense and have this to say in its defense.

Uncle Tim's says HoooRAH!! and will continue pray for this and other issues to get through congress and the senate in days to come

Weird Website Wednesday

A new feature at Uncle Tim's, hope you all enjoy it!

This webpage lets you do Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgery for him. Fun for the whole family! Just think Mr. Potato Head only with the King Of Slop.

Michael Dragson

Left Attacks Pregnancy Resource Centers

Those wacky liberals are at it again folks. If you ask Uncle Tim, they are still pissed about the sting conducted by Christians that exposed non-fatih based abortion center Planned Parenthood's illegal activity. But alas we must defend ourselves at any rate. The article titled "Pregnancy Centers Mislead Girls" level charges that workers gave operatives from the "House Government Reform Comitee" posing as pregnant 17 year olds false and misleading information about abortion. Those things include telling the girls they stood an increased chance of Breast Cancer, decrease in milk developement and increase chance of Mental Illness resulting from abortion and its effects.

"Twenty of the 23 centers reached by the investigators (87 percent) provided false or misleading information about the health effects of abortion," California Democratic Rep. Henry Waxman said in a statement.

Lets take these one by one first assuming the workers did in fact say those things.

Breast Cancer Risk - It took me about 3 seconds to find this resource on the web which heartily affirms the idea that Breast Cancer can result from an abortion.

Risk of Infertility - Again only a short search to find this resource from The Health Science Report that affirms the claims made to these false patients. In fairness I did find some that said the opposite also but it appeared there was a definite idealogical lean to those particular resources.

Mental Illness - And to round out this little Trifecta yet another very simple search brought me to this sight affirming the increased risk of mental illness and suicide among women post abortion.

So in closing, did these workers abuse the truth, Abosolutely Not, according to many resources I found on the web without any trouble at all. Contrastly however there have been many abuses of trust by Planned Parenthood and the like. Here are just a few:

Planned Parenthood conceals exploitation of underage girls

Mark Crutcher Sting operation in Illinois

Another in Missouri

In truth we do believe in Life and Adoption ardently, but we have no reason to lie and no cause to mislead anyone. Abortion is on its own a well spring of problems that need to be understood by any woman who is contemplating one... and anyway, something about glass houses and throwing stones comes to mind, funny how that works eh?

Middle East Update

John McCain has it exactly right on interview on FOX. See below

Norah O’Donnell: As you know the President is in Russia with the G-8 leaders at this time. On the way there…uh, he spoke on the phone with several Arab leaders. In particular the Lebanese Prime Minister, uh…who asked if the President is going to try and rain in the Israelis.

Tony Snow was asked about that, uh…and he says, “No. The President is not going to make military decisions for Israel.” But let me ask you, should Israel exercise some restraint?

John McCain: sh…wha…should…shouldn’t…shouldn’t the question be, shouldn’t Hezbollah exer…and…Hamas exercise restraint? Their the ones who initiated this. Shouldn’t they be the one’s who say: “Ok we’ll still be launching rockets, we’ll stop killing and capturing Israelis? Uhh… And then we can sit down and have a roadmap for piece.

Wh…why is it that the Israelis are somehow the ones to be [reined] in? Shouldn’t we [rein] in those wh…who initiated these attacks?

Michelle Malkin ha sother leaders comments here

More Absolutely Idiotic Moonbattery

A poster on Democratic Underground, that plethera of truth and knowledge helps us discern that 9/11 Must have been an inside job. Hey man, you can't argue with Science!

Moonbat 9/11 Experiment

(For some reason the direct link does not work so just click onmine and then on the #1 googgle search result)

Friday Funnies - Two Fer

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The Mississippi Preacher

The Mississippi preacher said to his Congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”

No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”

Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.

Moobat Fasting

Michelle Malkin decides to test out the Traitors diet

You Just Gotta Love the Tolerance!!

A New Intolerance

From the people who brought you the "Tolerance Movement" and claim hate speech everytime someone disagrees publicly with their lifestyle, comes a little hate of their own. That's the funny thing about hypocrisy, it never stays hidden for long. Residents in Provinetown, Mass. can attest to that as there has been a rash of tension over some residents "tolerant", peaceful opposition to the Gay Lifestyle. One resident was actually screamed at and called a bigot just for signing a petition that opposed gay marriage. Others have had it worse as this article describes:

According to Police Chief Ted Meyer - Other people who signed the petition -- and subsequently had their names posted on the same website -- said manure has been spread on their properties in recent months, Meyer added.

This is typical unfortunately and never gets reported. That's why I thought it was important to post this piece. Hat Tip to the Boston Globe for having the squirrel food to expose this finally.

digg story

Pointless and Inordinate Violence?

World Leaders Urge Restraint
...That is what Greece and maybe three other countries, Russia, France, Italy and Britan see as Israel conducts measured retaliations to the unfettered violence that has never ceased being inflicted upon them. They (Israel) are a peaceful population that wants little more than to exist in the region without having their children blown to pieces on a weekly basis. Israel has bent over backward to accomodate even the most ludicrous of Palestinian demands in past years and looks to finally have said "Enough is enough!" From kidnappings, to blowing up market squares and eateries, to homicide bombers walking onto crowded buses in the middle of rush hour, the violence has been non-stop. Here are just a few examples:

4 Children & Mother Murdered
Victims of Palestinian Terrorism
Jewish Virtual Library Terrorism Links
Terrorists are Cowards!
Islamic Jihad and Female Bombers
Hamas Terror Attacks
Not Just a River In Egypt
Hezbollah Terrorism
Islamic Jihad
Arafat's Role

Now lets see I think he said Israel should refrain from "Inordinate and Pointless" violence, this is the blindness of the world community personified while Israel has suffered the kind of attacks shown above and they have all been mute. Where is the resolution demanding that Terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah cease their slaughtering of innocents? That's right, there isn't one, the only "real" condemnation of any kind at the UN has come from the United States.

Those who would question Israel's actions should remember that this enemy is no different than the one that attacked us on 9/11 . They may purport to be different and attempt to justify their violence through an imaginary cause kept alive by nothing but pure, sickening, hate. (No, not hate like in this country where Good Christian people are fired from their jobs for calling homosexuality a sin , but real true un-adulterated hate that demands an entire people's extinction.) But they are nothing short of stone killers with no regard for the damage they inflict, the lives they destroy, or the wreckage left behind for their own people in the wake of their idiocy. There is no black and white answer to the problems between Israel and Palestine, but make no mistake, there is one side that is offering a peaceful coexistence and another that demands nothing but blood
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Related - Condemnation of Israel Mounts

Israel Bombs Terror Leaders Home in Beruit

Olmert - Israel will Stop when Hezbollah Disarms

SixMeat has a Piece

Malkin Chimes In

Dems New Direction

Wondering what the democrats are thinking (Or what they want you to think)? Well here you go... In one short video they manage to blame Republicans and the Bush Administration for Katrina, Gas Prices, Dead Soldiers, and Global Warming (indirectly). This is nothing new but what is so laughable is the message of hope they send you along with all of that. “Let us turn America around”... BBWWAAA HA HA HA (snort) HA HA HA!!

It isn’t that they think they can do a better job that is the most insulting thing about this video. It is that they have the squirrel food to pretend that they have had no part in the things they site as republican problems and they think we are all too stupid to know any better!! Well, this November tell Nancy Pelosi , Harry Reid, Joe Biden, Rahm Emanuel, and Steny Hoyer that we know the difference between Shiot and Shinola.

Facist Felines

This is possibly the weirdest concept site I've ever seen.

Cat's that look like Hitler

The lesser of two weevils?

World War III Has Begun??

In an article today Michael Goodwin of the New York Daily news says that World War III has started. Unfortunately I cannot really disagree. He sites Iraq, North Korea, Iran and Palestine as signs that this is so. Again, I cannot disagree. However for those of us who grew up in the Reagan era this is not exactly the picture that came to mind when we pondered the next global war. I can only speak for myself, but I always pictured missles flying from east to west and vise versa and it all being over in a day. Thusly we all could be at least a little secure in the idea that nobody wanted to kill the world, and so it went. The terrorist of this world war wears no uniform, sits in no particular state house, has NO regard for human life (even their own). As I say this it sounds cliche even to me, but they are barbarians. The scary part is that with this new army the forces that would undermine a free way of life do not have to fire one missle, declare war, or even act aggressively as a nation. Countries like China, North Korea and Iran can use these thugs as ghost marauders to further their causes. "But they are not even affiliated" you might say. Yes, but they do not have to be. Say you and the homeless guy on anycorner USA both have a problem with your neighbor "Sam". You buy homeless guy a burger one day and comiserate about how much you both dislike Sam. Homeless guy gets fed, he now knows you hate Same too and feeling well fed and strong, one day decides to beat the sense out of Sam on his way home from work. You are squeaky clean, everybody blames the homeless guy and Sam gets put in his place (or so you hope). Its a crude example but this is how things work in our world. The question is how do you combat an enemy that has no conscience and world leaders with no sense of decency or morality? Do you treat them like bullies and smack them around before they smack you around? Well, I would like to say yes but this enemy is less like a bully and a lot more like that psycho special ed. kid who does not have the sense to know when enough is enough. You hit him first and no matter how badly it hurts him he will come back at you until he is out cold or you are. You can't reason with him, because he has no sense of any kind, you can't walk away, and you can't expect him to know when he's beaten and go on about his own business. The only logical thing to do is remove his ability to inflict harm on you or anyone else.

Now, the passive among us might say that is not an option, but consider this point and then decide; If you do not act first, you die and everything about your way of life dies with you. Your ideals, morality, love, and yes even your desire for peace! I'm not sure if enough of us are willing to beat the snot out of a retarded kid, but that would definitely be the lesser of two weevils =o)

Arcane weevil reference

Terrorist Mentality
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Update: 07/11/2006

India Train Bombings... Any questions?

Friday Funnies

He's So Ronrey!

We'll it seems Lil' Kim (Jong Il) couldn't let our independence day go by without crapping his military diaper trying to get attention. You can't blame him I suppose cuz after all he is a very ronrey rittre man who desperately wants sane people to take him seriously. Honestly, to most Americans North Korea is just a news story or a headline and maybe that is part of the problem. After the launch during which the missle everyone was so upset about dropped quicker than Dave Letterman's winky sans Viagra, our President called on the world to respond to Mr. Il in a way that would send a stern message that "the world" would not tolerate his defiance. Meanwhile China and Russia of "Violence and/or sanctions are no solution to the Iran crisis" fame responded immediately by continuing to... you guessed it, tolerate Lil Kim's BS completely and denouncing any attempt to do otherwise.

News sites ran stories like this one and this one and this one. Michelle Malkin even did a little piece on the ronrey rittre man and his country. There are many reasons why we (when I say we I mean everyone) have placated this jackass for so many years. It could be the stranglehold he has on the nation, the threat of one of those missles actually getting to a country someone cares about, the idea that if we remove him there is someone worse and more ronrey waiting to take his place. Who knows? Frankly for all the mess he has caused, a 20 cent piece of lead would do rather nicely in my opinion.

I have compiled a few links for you to puruse at your own pace.

China's Dilema
US Urges Action
CIA World Fact Book - North Korea
North Korean Nukes
Who made this possible?
What Madeliene says
Kim's Hit Single
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Update: Friday July 7th 2006

Bush Rallies Against North Korea
Long Range Missle was Aimed Near Hawaii
North Has Another Missle Ready
China Dropped The Ball
6MB with a Little Humor
North Korean Arcade Classics

Happy 4th of July!!

We here at Uncle Tim's wish you and your family the happiest of days today and remind you to remember our independence and freedom. Freedom is one of our most precious gifts from God and sometimes we take it for granted. But it is important to remember that this gift did not come without a price. Many people lost their lives some 200 years ago and many are losing their lives even today as we celebrate. The ideals that this country were founded on and our continuing ideal of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness define what is great about our country. The sacrifice we are willing to make when we see people in trouble, the inherent hope we have from birth, the beauty and importance we place on love & family are all reasons why we are a people and a country set apart by God. So today make sure to honor our brave heros and their sacrifice, and take some time today to honor God and the providence that makes your particular celebration possible!! Here are some great 4th of ?July and freedom links for you to enjoy!

What is the 4th to America?

How we celebrate!

For the Kids

More For Kids

A Little History

A Little More History

Support our heros and their families

Gold Star Mothers/Familes

Our Flag!!

Your very own virtual Fireworks show!!