Just in case any of you are getting skittish

I thought I would remind you who's ass it is Israel is kicking right now. Your Uncle Tim has in his hot little hands the "Al-Qaeda Targeting Guidance - v1.0" document. I already hear you lefties now screaming that Hezbollah or Hisbowlof (soup), or whatever the hell they call themselves, is not the same organization as Al Qaeda but you are wrong. Their stated purpose is exactly the same, to "kill jews and christians where ever they find them". So I am sure you are all chomping at the bit to know what this document says then eh? Well here goes...

"Targets Inside Cities" - Kind of reminds one of the current conflict huh?

"Targets inside cities are considered a sort of military diplomacy. Normally this kind of diplomacy is written with blood and decorated with body parts and the smell of guns"

"Faith Targets"

"Missionaries in Islamic countries, where they try to convert Muslims to Christians such as what happened in Yemen and as what is going on in Iraq as well as what was going on in the land of the two holy mosques (Saudi Arabia) where they were distributing bibles to homes. In this case hunting those people is good and we know who they are."

"Reverends, Priests, Rabbis and any religious personality that attack Islam or Muslims such as an American reverend that cursed the prophet, we hope to God that we will get his neck."

"Human Targets"

We have to target Jews and Christians. We have to let anybody that fights God, his prophets or the believers know that we will be killing them. There should be no limits or geographical borders."

"Advantages of Operations Against Cities"

"To show the meaning of, There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messanger. And to achieve the belief in one God."

Gosh, I don't know about you, but that makes it sound a lot like Islam dictates that we all be killed or converted to the glory of Allah, don't you think?

The full document can be found here. I suggest you read the whole thing. Especially those of you who want Israel to stop before the job is done in Lebanon
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