I just had to...

After Potion
Before potion

Ok, so now Jihad Cindy (as she is known to Schlussel readers) is claming that she was inappropiately touched and that is why she reacted the way she did. Get it straight Cindy, was there no assault, or were you assaulting someone becasue he mistook you for an inappropriately dressed, freaky eyed, no house pin wearing reverse racist who did not pass through the metal detector.

As an aside, in my previous post I compared poor Cindy to a Prempro user in need of a fix, but I stand corrected. I have done some journalistic investigating and discovered that she is in reality a victim of the infamous Jeckel/Hyde potion of horror film fame. See above for my findings: Bottom is before potion, Top is after potion. But I could be wrong of course, she could just be a freaky voodo witch doctor masquerading as a U.S. Congresswoman...Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah, ding dang, walla walla, bing bang