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A Conversation Between Liberals

Lib#1: Man I can't wait til Bushhitler's term is up and we geta Dem in the White House again.

Lib#2: Yeah, can you believe he is actually still so diluted as to think we will win in Iraq?

Lib#1: I still can't believe we are in this oil war to begin with. Bush has as much chance of winning his illegal war as it does of snowing in Baghdad ...

Ann's Corner

Her father died last Friday, so in tribute I have instead of an excerpt included a link to the very touching article she writes about him.

John Vincent Coutler

Clinton v Mc Cain?

I think not in the end anyway... Though whether it be Hillary, Obama or Edwards I think its important to remember who we are talking about here. It is very easy to get lost in the patriotic, inspirational aspects of the candidate and say globally, "well they are all good Americans whose hearts are for a Strong America". I have heard pundits even on Fox say this of both parties, but it is vitally important to remember what each one's ideas are of a "Strong America". So for you conservatives that already attend my blog, and also for those who may be undecideds or even liberals who stumbled this way by accident or as a result of some earlier post I appeal to your decency as a human being today, to that voice inside you that in the small hours of the night convicts you...

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards on the Issues: Voted against banning partial birth abortion. (Oct 2007) which means essentially that they voted to let continue the slaughter of babies outside the womb in the most grotesque manner imaginable because the amendment did not allow for an exception to take into account the "Health" of the mother. The health of the mother being defined so broadly as to include depression, anxiety, PMS even. This is not an issue of whether the mother would live or become physically disabled in some way. This is a statement by these candidates saying essentially that they approve of THIS for any reason a woman so chooses. That is something that should change your mind, Christian or not, Black or White, Woman or Man.

Voted NO on notifying parents of minors who get out-of-state abortions. (Jul 2006) another issue that transcends party, gender, religious faith, etc.. Our Children. No matter who you are, if you are a parent you want what is best for your child. You love them, protect them, nurture them and hope that one day they will grow up to realize a future that you could not. You monitor their temperatures when they are sick, get them to the best doctors you can find, monitor their vaccinations, their intake of medicine. We read through all of the fine print on every label (almost) to make sure that our most precious are cared for properly. Would we then allow those we love most to be operated on without so much as a phone call in the name of abortion rights? We ask our schools to notify us when our children fall ill before giving them any medicine. We must sign forms for any sports teams we join that expressly ask whether we give permission for our children to be treated in the event of an emergency. We would not allow any important life changing decision (especially medical) to be made for our minor child without a firm vetting and express permission from one or the other parent. But would we allow our most loved to cross state lines and be operated on by a complete stranger whose qualifications we know nothing about without our permission or even notification? People will site the case of Becky Bell and lament the state notification laws we have in place now as too harsh and as having caused her death. The fact is they were not firm enough. Firstly, I would not trust my 16-17 year old to feed himself half the time, much less on whether to choose life or death for a child, or to choose a good doctor. They say that Becky went to an abortion clinic in her state and was told her parent would be notified if she were to actually get an abortion. Frankly, if there had been a law in place saying that the clinic was required to notify the parents when Becky so much as sought treatment, her death would have likely been avoided. In the case of a minor child of any age, the parent(s) should be involved at every level and for any reason. The default position for those who are concerned about children should be notify first, ask questions later. Yes there are some parents who are abusive and that would over-react, but they are in the minority. Most parents are loving concerened individuals who want what is best for their daughters. A vote for any of these three is a vote against your child's innocence, against your child's health, and against your child's best interest.

More to come...

Since There Are No Exit Polls To Discuss

How about a little humor hm? This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. FreakingNews.com photoshopped the mouths and eyes of famous people on upside down and this is the result. Also, being that its election season I thought it only proper to give Hilldog the headliner. Enjoy!

So Simple A Child Could Understand

I thought of what to say here about Christmas this year and got a pit in my stomach. Not for loss of words to describe this beauty that is the birth of Christ, but at the overwhelming darkness that blinds the eyes of my fellow man. At the hate that keeps men from knowing God and the selfishness that keeps them from realizing their need of a savior. My prayer for all you who read this blog during the holidays is that God would awaken in you His Love and give to you what I and others have found in Him. I love that never, ever fails, a hope that assures us of right relationship with our creator, and a faith, as tiny as it is, that is implanted at birth and allows us if we would only ask, a place in God's kingdom.

I have never heard it put more simply than this...



MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Christmas Wishes

Um...So What?!?

File this under W for who gives a rat's *ss.

Can you believe people are actually saying there is a controversy brewing over an add in which Mike Huckabee invokes the name of Christ, and says that is what should be our focus? Oh wait, but that isn't even what all the hub-bubb is over. Huckabee actually had the audacity to include the image (either purposefully or not) of a floating cross in the background as he spoke. (hush falls over the crowd)... (Gasps and small children crying)...

Whoever started this flap ought to be Huckapunched in the Huckanose. What a bunch of wieners... Oh! Never mind, it was Ron Paul, big shocker there!


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This Is Classic

Let's Not Forget The Planet KOLOB

Which is where Mitt Romney (and all Mormons for that matter) thinks our Creator God Lives and operates. Or the fact that he believes that Jesus is just one of many (g)ods, or that he believes you can become a (g)od by following certain steps to enlightenment.

I know, I know, you are saying "Tim, be a uniter, not a divider, it was a good speech!". I would say to you, yes, it was a good speech, and as Malkin said anything that emphasizes our founder's belief in true religious liberty is a good thing. But remember that this man is trying to get your vote for president, not stump for faith and family organizations, and while his speech may have been persuasive, his core beliefs make him in my book, as crazy as a sh*t house rat... Sorry

Dems Selective Memory, or Just the usual Hypocrisy?

Just my thought for the day...

The democrat Presidential candidates sure seem eager to believe the contents of the NIE when it supports their position or gives them a reason to bash the Republican administration. But when it doesn't... not so much

You Go Michelle!

I don't care what Fox News says about you, you kick butt dude!! Really, I mean who else but Malkin and pals would be able to bring us this: Dem Plants at Republican CCN/You Tube debate

You are a Patriot Michelle!! Thank You

Update 11/30/07 : More on CNN's Potted Plants from Malkin

Redacted Tanked!!!

Just like I predicted it would. But again a reminder, it was not for the reasons the left leaning media or the producers of the film will tell you. It is simply because even those who do not like the Iraq war, yet are reasonable people, do not wish to pay $11.50 on a Friday night to see our country and soldiers trashed by pretentious Hollywood elites who would not know real sacrifice if it walked up and stole their Gucci bags. See my other post for more...

Unpopular War or Blatant Anti-Americanism

It made around 26, 000 dollars in its' first weekend. So we are not talking about bad reviews here, we are talking about NOBODY going to see it. Based on the below review though I can't they would have been too pleased if they had.

Kenneth Turan, L.A. Times - "to sit through a motion picture as heavy-handed, didactic and rife with caricature as De Palma's is as frustrating as it is painful."

...and if the L.A.Times didn't even like it, sheesh!

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Today I am thankful for:

A God who loves me and sent His Son to die for me

The United States Of America

My Children

Having a good Woman who loves me

Good Friends

Music

Soccer

Football games, family, and food on Thursday!!

Humility


Leave a comment today or the rest of the week and let me know what you are thankful for this year! God's blessings on you and your family!

Did You Know?

Hi all, good Thursday to you! My lovely girlfriend who is a first grade teacher showed me this. It is kind of a poster for 1 to 1 learning which in a nut shell gets laptops in the hands of studnets and gets them started learning for the information age. It is a bit long but worth the watch. Lot's of cool factoids.

Friday Funnies

Smart Cows in Ancient Israel

Unpopular War Or Blatant Anti-Americanism?

Update Friday 2:00pm: Right on cue Redford and Cruise's new Anti-US suckfest opens to rave reviews:

New York Post - "...if you want to be bored by pompous-assery, Meet the Press is free."

Boston Globe - "Political drama feels more like a lecture."

E! Online - "basically a dorm-room debate with a couple of action scenes"

...and lets not leave out the regular people who watched the movie. Here is a link to their D+ rating. What Average Americans Thought of LFL

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An article out today suggests that there is a correlation between the disastrous box office returns of all of the recent Anti-US, Anti-Iraq War movies and the fact that we are "fighting an unpopular war". Well, they are right about one of those things anyway, the box office returns are bad, really, really bad. Unfortunately as the MSM often does, they got everything else wrong. Let's think about the logic for a moment shall we? Their argument is that most Americans are passionately against the Iraq war and our cause in Iraq and thusly are staying away from movies about said war. Where their logic fails is in the fact that not one or few, but all of the movies in question, Rendition, In the Valley of Elah, The Kingdom, etc... are themselves anti-war. Anyone who knows anyone who is against this war knows that those who are passionate about it will jump at any chance to see it portrayed in a bad light. Now if you match that with the poor box office returns, it makes perfect sense. Those ARE the people who are going and spending money to see our country, soldiers and cause trashed over and over and they will continue to do so. The fact is that most Americans are patriotic, and they do NOT care to pay $11.50 on a Friday to see their sons and daughters and their country spat upon by pretentious, overpaid babies that have never had to fight for anything real in their lives. Yes, the movies are probably bad in the first place, but they are blatantly Anti-American in their message and content. They portray the US as an Imperialistic force for evil in the world and reasonable people just don't buy that cr*p. Maybe time and more insight will bare this sentiment out and Hollywood will wake up. But I read an article like the one listed below and and for now still have serious doubts.

From Breitbart: Hollywood Is Casualty Of War

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One Drop In The Idealogical Bucket Sponged Up

One Million more to go I am afraid. There are not many things I deem worthy of the time it takes to post these days but this is one of them for sure. H/T to Malkin and F.I.R.E. for the heads up. When I read this article about the University Of Delaware's Educational Residency Program it made my stomach turn. I almost thought this could not be possible at a public university, but sadly it is, or was thanks to the people at F.I.R.E. and brave students who had the moral courage to oppose this indoctrination. I also don't tell my reader "Read the whole story" very often either, but this is an exception. I would encourage you to start from the start, read all of the articles linked and then see for yourself the curricula that spawned this protest. If you are a rational thinking person you may want to bring a barf bag. Seriously though, like a disease, if this ideological programming can be found in one university, then none are safe. My only further hope in this is that F.I.R.E. and other organizations like it will diligently search out other such violations of student rights and prosecute them with the same vigor as well.

University Of Delaware Requires Students To Undergo Ideological Reeducation

F.I.R.E Response to University Rebuttal

Letter From University President Disbanding The Program

Links to Curricula of Student Reeducation Program

Have You Ever Wondered??

...How to beat your wife properly? Well wonder no more my friends because Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-’Arifi has the answer you've been looking for, and then some.

"He should beat her with a toothpick.” I happen to have a toothpick with me. A man who is angry with his wife because she doesn’t get it... If he says to her: “Watch out, the child has fallen next to the stove,” or: “Move the child away from the electrical socket,” and she says: “I am busy” – then he beats her with a toothpick or something like it. He doesn’t beat her with a bottle of water, a plate, or a knife. This is forbidden. The scholars said he should beat her with a toothpick. Check out how gentle the toothpick used for beating is. This shows you that the purpose is not to inflict pain."

...Oh it gets better believe me. See the whole article here

H/T Little Green Footballs