Have You Ever Wondered??

...How to beat your wife properly? Well wonder no more my friends because Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-’Arifi has the answer you've been looking for, and then some.

"He should beat her with a toothpick.” I happen to have a toothpick with me. A man who is angry with his wife because she doesn’t get it... If he says to her: “Watch out, the child has fallen next to the stove,” or: “Move the child away from the electrical socket,” and she says: “I am busy” – then he beats her with a toothpick or something like it. He doesn’t beat her with a bottle of water, a plate, or a knife. This is forbidden. The scholars said he should beat her with a toothpick. Check out how gentle the toothpick used for beating is. This shows you that the purpose is not to inflict pain."

...Oh it gets better believe me. See the whole article here

H/T Little Green Footballs