Save Ferris... And Perris???
From Ferris himself: "I can't quite get my mind around this whole Paris Hilton deal brothers and sisters. I mean this girl has got websites dedicated to getting her out of a 45 day jail sentence, no I did not say 45 months or years, 45 DAYS. It takes my girlfriend longer to go to the bathroom. Besides if she wanted out of the jail time in the first place I coulda' offered her the use of my fool proof snoring soundtrack or a wooden dummy to fool the gaurds while she spooned out a tunnel under downtown L.A. In conclusion let me say, Hey America, this chick's not the Walrus! I'm the freakin' Walrus ok, nuff said!
SAVE PERRIS!
Hilton's Response: "That's Hot, but it's still so not right!! Mommy! I need a frickin' Latte."
3 comments:
You take longer in the bathroom than your girl friend!
I beg to differ... your girl friend has a bladder of steel.
I think your girl friend wears depends and can actually go longer than 45 days without using the bathroom.
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