Friday Funnies

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Understanding The Liberal Mind

Throughout Human Evolution, natural selection has brought out the strongest and brightest of the species.

The will to survive has not only defined Homo Sapien but also forged it into a race which thrived over all others on this planet.

So what the Hell happened?

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The White House says the terror plot was direct threat to US

Five major American cities were targeted but not named. American officials reported the terrorists had planned to target flights to California, Washington and New York by United Airlines, American Airlines and Continental Airlines. The terror alert for incoming British flights was raised to red after the general level was put up to orange.

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Weird Website Wednesday (on Thursday)

Ever been convicted after stealing a piece of candy from those help yourself buckets at the supermarket. Well here's your chance to make it right. Arrest yourself! Yes folks with this websites help you can perform a citizens arrest on ...you

Citizens Self-Arrest

Mike Wallace Screws The Pooch

Oh...My....Gosh... If I were not seeing it with my own eyes I would not believe it. Mike Wallace interviews Ahmadinejad, and not only that but he had his face in Maqmood's buttocks the entire time, kissy kissy Mike!!

How completely disgusting and at the same time typical of our MSM in this country. Oh, I know... Next on 60 minutes Mike Wallace enthusiastically entertains the stylings of Charlie Manson or talks American politics with Barbra Streisand... It was not that he interviewed the man with which I have a problem. It was the blatant ass kissing placation of an insane person on national TV. That is the real story, not "Iranian President Mocks George Bush". The headline should have read "Mike Wallace Kisses Insane Dictator's Pimply Arse For 60 Minutes". Good grief what are we coming to people!!!

Six Meat Chimes In Too

AFA Pressure Appears To Be Working

In an open letter to the President of Ford Motor Company a conglomeration of dealers implored him to cease and desist advertising in politically and issue charged publications due to lash back from consumers who are upset by the image of that Ford has adopted in recent years. Uncle Tim's has the letter, it is worth the read...

Open Letter to Ford

Reuters Stringer Madness!

Hat Tip to Six Meat for the heads up and to Jawa Report for an awesome post.














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Win for the wackadoo wing

New York Daily News Reporter Michael Goodwin hits the nail on the head with his views on the Democratic primaries yesterday.

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Protesters Storm Raytheon Building

Anti-War protestors stormed Raytheon offices in Londonderry Ireland today in opposition they say to the defense giant's manufacturing of missles and bombs being used againt Lebanon. According to police they managed to destroy somecomputer equipment and paperwork but there has been no damage estimate as of yet. The group call themsleves The Derry Anti-War Coalition and have held other protests in the past against Raytheon including a grave digging ceremony. Spokesmen for Raytheon had no comment on this specific incident accept to say "jobs would be lost if the protests continue". Police later arrested nine people in connection with the days events, but no formal charges have yet been filed.

Gosh, It makes you wonder doesn't it if there might just be nine other people in Iran or Syria protesting the companies that make their weapons that get used against Israel? Yeah, I didn't think so.

It is almost as bad in America with the left wing of the democratic party losing all touch with reality and hiding their heads in the sand when it comes to the bad people who want us all dead. Personally I am glad that companies like Raytheon exist and I say lock em' up and throw away the key.

Unfit Donors and Shut in Offenders

I decided to make this one a twofer since I haven't posted in a few days (sorry). Anyway this is a post of two stories I saw on Drudge today. The first is a story about Homosexuals being unfit sperm donors and the second is about a town trying to ban Sexual Offenders from parks or other places where children might likely be found. Now I am not going to go into them in depth so you can just follow the links yourselves if you want to read. But I am going to compare and contrast them for you. Granted one story is about law and the other about preference, but there is a point to be made nonetheless. In the first story the laboratory chief Peter Fedorcsak is opposed to homosexual donors, and questions their psychological suitability for being donors. "The main motivation for a donor must be a desire to help others, not, for example, donating sperm in order to spread one's own genes, He said." (car tires screeching) Lets just stop right there a moment shall we. Does the good doctor mean to imply that people who are homosexual have some mental illness? By saying that they aren't psychologically suited to to sire children they are affirming the idea that there is something in the homosexual brain that is not firing right to begin with. A contention that those of us who believe homosexuals are not born gay agree with whole heartedly. But I digress, now onto the other story...

This story pits a town in Maine against men and women who have been classified sexual offenders and states that Millnocket is attempting to ban Child Molesters and the like from loitering at schools or parks. Offensive sexual behavior toward another human being is illegal, we all know that and it is established that people who engage in such activity are not mentaly sound. That their desire for young boys and girls is not rational or "right", why? Well, we just know it, it is an unspoken truth that nobody would ever dare deny because of its sheer obviousness, right? Well what about organizations like N.A.M.B.L.A? They seem to think its perfectly normal for men to feel up little boys.

The larger point here is that one is highly illegal and one is accepted and gaining more acceptance every year. That both are considered deviant behavior by most sane, right thinking people. That our society whether in public or private agrees that neither are a "good" thing in the purest sense of the word. So why is one illegal and one accepted? Why do we feel the way we do about these two acts as a people in general? The Bible does not draw any distinction at all, in the eyes of God Sexual Immorrality and Homsexual Acts are equal and both destructive and sinful. Check out 1 Corinthians 6:9 , God is not confused about sin, so why are we? I know that some of you reading this are going to think calling someone's sexuality a sin is hate speech, but I would submit to you that the only hate I and most others and especially God have is for sin itself, not the person committing the sin.

So this all hit me when I thought about where we dereive our laws, our laws are based on the Biblical teachings of Christianity and Judaism. Our problem is we cannot pick and choose which laws work and which ones don't in every case. Man's laws for example, can be changed, but Gods laws are enduring and ever relevant and most importantly they are there for a reason. To protect us! Yes, believe it or not they are our protection. I am not here to preach a sermon but I want to leave you with that. God calls those things sin becasue they are hurtful, they are wrong for you and because as your father his instinct is to protect you.

Cynthia Gets Her Groove On!

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Read the signs

At a recent Stop the West rally (yes, I know, but that's their real agenda) demonstrators waved placards proclaiming all Hezbollah now. Really? If so, why were they allowed to parade in Trafalgar Square? In a sane society, they should surely all have been arrested as a self-proclaimed army of holy warriors whose explicit aim was to

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Senate Says Yes To Pets & No to Death Tax Reform

Well at least they got the important stuff right, Right?? In a bold move Friday before the Congress went on summer breaks the Senate unanimously approved a measure that would provide for household and other pets in the event of a diaster. They were however not quite so bold when it came to an initiative raising the minimum wage and reforming the %55 death tax law. Our roving reporter caught up with Cal Worthington's Dog Spot to get a comment on the days events...

Uncle Tim's: So Spot, what is your take on the federal government's newfound care for pets in time of disaster?

SPOT: Oh, that's what they call it now Tim, but wait until we actualy need it. It's just a tool of the fascist Bush regime to aid them in rounding us all up and dumping us in Abu-Ghrab. Animal Rights and Peace!!! Bush Lied, Hamsters died!! Keep you laws off my paws!!

Uncle Tim's: Thank You Spot, frisky little guy eh?

SPOT: Oh Yeah, and don't forget to Go See Cal you Fascist

It seems clear that there is mistrust in the animal world for any bi-partisan measure approved by the senate. In Light of that we thought we'd ask a senators dog for comment...

We caught up with Senator Charles Rangel's beagle just as they were leaving for his bungalow retreat in the lower apalachias, let's listen in shall we?

Uncle Tim's: So Mr. Bangle Beagle, what would it have taken to get the death tax/minimum wage bill voted on today?

Bangle Beagle: "Clearly, African-Americans and other African and Afro-descendant populations would see the uplifting of a black cartoon character, with monkey-like lips and head and a childish demeanor, as an attempt to malign them."

Uncle Tim's: Riiiggghhhtt, but what do you feel are the remaining issues to getting a bill like this passed in the senate come the fall congress?

Bangle: "Caribbean music, such as soca, calypso, reggae, and now reggaeton, is having a profound impact on U.S. popular culture."

Uncle Tim's: Alrighty then, well how about the new measure enacted to protect pets in the event of disaster? What do you think this will really do for the animal community?

Bangle: "In this global day and age, the Mexican authorities should have been aware of the negative international impact of this characterization of the Negro race in grotesque imagery associated with the vilest forms of racism."

Uncle Tim's: Well... Okee Dokee then Bangle. Thank you for your time... Good Boy

Bangle: Grrrrrr... "We don't windsurf in Harlem."

Well there you have it folks, important legislating ( and butt sniffing) going on in our capitol city today as Congress takes yet another vacation... In leiu of actual progress we have congress. You might even say our Government has gone to the dogs!!

Have a Great Weekend Everyone!!

Friday Funnies

Ahmadinejad says stop fighting, until we're strong enough to destroy you!

Today Amadinejad again admited that Israel should be eliminated in his opinion. But the way he said it was kinda humorous actually. Humorous in the respect that he said it so matter of factly that some people did not even notice what he was trying to say. Here are his exact words, you decide for yourself:

"Although the main solution is for the elimination of the Zionist regime, at this stage an immediate cease-fire must be implemented," Ahmadinejad said.

Uh, yeah Machmood, cuz your Hezbollah boys are getting their arses stomped all over Lebanon. Let's breakdown what he said though cuz its worth noting what he really meant I think.

Let's put it in the context of a one on one fight:

I am kicking your ever-lovin' butt up and down the block and your big brother is watching and goes, "Although the main solution is for my brother to beat the snot out of you and win this thing, at this stage (because he's not strong enough to kill you yet) you have to stop fighting now."

I mean think about it, how idiotic is that. Wait, stop, my side does not have enough power to kill you yet, stop! I only saw one world leader in the paper condeming this so there must still be some of them that either don't care or don't get it. Let me say this one more time so we all understand...

This man admits that the goal of Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc... is the EXTINCTION of Israel and the west's ideaology. This is not idle talk, rederick or saber rattling. These people are serious and no amount of talking, no amount of land, no amount of incentives are going to change that. Of course we don't attack them today or something such as that, but we certainly let Israel do its thing, and we certainly stop believing that we can talk these people out of their headlong leap into national homicide.

Ohio Man Claims Right To Have Sex With Boys

A suburban Cleveland man accused of sexually assaulting nine disabled boys told a judge Wednesday that his apartment was a religious sanctuary where smoking marijuana and having sex with children are sacred rituals protected by civil rights laws.

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Weird Website Wednesday

Here is a nice one for you... All of us have been at a stop light once in our lives (some more than others) and had the annoying homeless freak run up and try to wash your windows with his dirty cloth and squeegee. Well you've just pulled up to a stoplight on the information super highway...

...and here comes The Internet Squeegee Guy

Senate Hearings On Public Expression of Religon ActSet for Wednesday

When the ACLU wins a case against the Boy Scouts, the public display of the Ten Commandments, veterans memorials, and other symbols of American history and heritage guess who pays them? You do!

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Keep Your Laws Off My...

Live born aborted fetus! Six Meat Buffet has the story here of a teen who was 23 weeks pregnant and delivered a live born fetus in a Florida abortion clinic that was wisked away by employees, possibly killed or at very least dumped into a bio-hazard bin alive like so much waste.

Advocates for choice have allowed things like this to take place in their fever to keep abortion legal. I have posted on abortion many times and those of you who know me know how I feel about the subject. This story honestly left me both speechless and wanting to write for you so you could all see this for yourselves. I have included some related links below and the original story is also linked HERE

Tim's take on Abortion

The Left Attacks Pregnancy Resource Centers

Lastly I want all of you to read the Psalm at the below link. If you can read that and still not believe that the God who created this universe means for every child to be born according to His will, then I pity you.
Psalm 139

Here is the clinics Name, Address and Phone Number.

A Gyn Diagnostic Center 3671 West 16th Ave. Hialeah, FL 33012 Telephone: (305) 362-4611

The article says they are closed, but you can still let them know what you think or better yet call the congressman in your district and let him know what you think.

Mel Gibson In Hell

You gotta think he is just wondering the number of that truck that just flattened him. I feel both sorry and sad for him as I understand how killer alcohol can be and understand regretting stuff you've said after a night of partying. Praise God that He is merciful and gives us grace, I like Mel so I hope he gets his sh*t together. Oh, and for all you jackweeds calling him an anti-semite, grow up! How many times have you looked in the mirror and seen a touch of what your parrents drummed into you for 20 years? The man appologized, leave it alone!! With a DUI and alcohol recovery to deal with he has enough on his plate don't you think?

Daily Gut has a very funny post HERE