Friday Funnies

Well, it's time for another CAP this version of Friday Funnies. This one was just too good not to link. Tip -O- Me Cap to Cap This
This is from Bush's trip to Saudi Arabia. My favorites from the cap this post are below

4. Bush chuckled, "I see someone's over-compensating big time. Cheney could kill this guy with a pocket knife."

5. "Say it with me, Sheikh Yerbouti. 'By the power of Greyskull!...'"

Best of curly
Dizzy from jet lag, disgusting food and entertainment that would make a pedophile blush, President Bush wonders whether it’s Kill-the-Jooos Monday, Stone-the-Queers Tuesday, Decapitate-the-Infidels Wednesday, Honor-Killing Thursday, Jihad Friday, Clitorectomy Saturday, or Allah-Akbar Sunday.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sorry, Abdullah, you know the rules... There can be only one!"
*SWOOOSH*
*THUD*
*lightning*

Best of Jack Reacher
"Well, it's been fun in the eight century and all, Prince, but I've gotta get back to the world."

Best of Mr. Right
"Very good, Mr. President. Now, remember, the sword will glow blue whenever the one called Hillary approaches, but you must remember to look only at her reflection, lest you be turned to stone!"

Bush: Why does mine curve up?
Aide: Genetics, sir.