Pitt-Jolie one less riduculous hyphenated name...

To worry about for the time being. Brad Pitt said today that he and fellow gazillionaire sex symbol Angelina Jolie will not be getting married until the rest of the country (USA) can decide for themselves who they want to marry and do so legally. Implying that he and Jolie are both against restricting marriage to a man and a woman.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

Pu-lease, Just another witty bit (or steaming pile) of moonbattery from our good altruistic friends in Hollywood. According to publisists, Pitt's next move will be to hold his breath and stomp his feet til' he turns blue when and if partial birth abortion ever gets banned. Jolie's people say that she is content just to kick Uncle Sam's ankles and swear a lot.